"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

conclave is so funny bellini is like I do Not want to be pope. and lawrence is like okay you don't want to be pope. then bellini is like of COURSE i want to be pope you stupid idiot dipshit who wouldn't want to be the fucking pope. moron

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

LET’S HAVE A CONCLAVE

"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust

I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.

If Han came to me with this kind of question, I would be very supportive and make sure he didn't uncomfortable about having to ask the question because most of all this is about his feelings.

However, I would also desperately need to know if Luke used the force on that thang, and Han also knows I would ask, which is why he never brings these problems to me.

that whole bit after the church scene where aziraphale is like 'if there's ANYTHING i can do for you in return please let me know' and crowley's like yeah actually lemme do a postmates run real quick. girl he wanted to BLOW YOU!!!

idk if you’re busy rn but i was thinking we could like fall in love or something yk if you’re free

desperately need to read or watch something that will alter my brain chemistry and turn me into a new person

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

Always always always thinking of this quote from Dear Senthuran by Akwaeke Emezi

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

Depends. Are you catholic?