WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 2016, dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

WOOF WOOF WOOF

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

need more “guish” words. anguish. extinguish. languish. great for when a character is bleeding out on the floor

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

Kick ME I’m right here

So If They Made Bucky A Congressman What The Fuck Is He Going To Be Doing In The Thunderbolts Movie By The Way. I'm Just Wondering How That Works. He Should Be At The Office. He Should Be On The Trail. The Campaign Trail. Not The Trail Of Some Bad Guy. Someone Tell Me Why My Elected Representative Shot JFK And Is Out There Antiheroing. He Should Be Voting On Bills.

"I can't lose you again" is the trope of all time perhaps

I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

there will be blood? like. you promise?

The Winter Soldier is such a petulant little child.

The bridge fight, after Natasha cracks his glasses, he gets so mad he just fires a whole magazine in the vague direction he saw her go. Like, are you even trying? Do you even know what you're aiming at? Or are you throwing a tantrum because someone broke your cool goggles?

What a little child.

I love him.

big night for annoying people who watched catws 10 years ago and never got over it