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i may be cringe but i'm not trying to look like i'm not

@biathediamond / biathediamond.tumblr.com

i claim to be in fandom... but my blog... memes... // just trying to be a fun place, not a lot of serious stuff here // one piece special over at @/sabaody-attraction // always down for a tag/ask game or just to chat. i'm bedridden. not a lot to do
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Reblogged cardioat3am
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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

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real life creepypasta

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