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How many of those words are actually in the bible?
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Welcome to Bible%

Whether you're talking about pegging Crowley from Good Omens, doing unspeakable acts of horror to a political figure, or just being batshit insane on main, we here at Bible% are here to defend any and everyone who has ever been hit with the dread "None of those words are in the Bible."

Because, statistically speaking, 76.92% of those words are in the bible.

Inspired by @/t-counter There's more of us @bible-word-counter

SUBMISSIONS

STATUS: OPEN

We are currently accepting tumblr post submissions via @ing me in posts. Discord and comment screenshots are also being accepted via the ask box.

RULES OF SUBMISSIONS

  1. I will not post every submission, if it's not funny or not tasteful it is not being approved. Shoot your shot, but if you don't see your post within the week assume you were denied.
  2. The brain is a powerful tool, use it. I will not calculate any personal posts discussing ones personal life/kinks/etc on this blog. If it's something the op does not want in the spotlight, do not submit it here besties.
  3. No video submissions unless transcript is already provided. I do not have the brain cells to watch a video in an attempt to capture every single word.
  4. When submitting several posts at a time via the ask box, please link them all in a single ask -- if you spam my ask box, I will find you.
  5. Stay unhinged xoxo

FAQ

Are you a bot? No. If I knew how to code a bot I would make this a bot, but alas.

How are you calculating this? This website, I use the King James Version

How do you choose what posts you reblog?

Easy! But also very complicated. I have a mental list of do's and don'ts when reblogging posts to this account. Obviously, the post has to be unhinged -- but there are other things I look for as well!

Will me adding religion to this post upset the op? If the answer is likely yes, I do not repost. Is this a personal post that obviously is not intended for a wider audience? If yes, I do not reblog.

9/10 fandom posts are safe for me to reblog, as well as anything under #none of those words are in the bible, but in general I just try to minimize the amount of discomfort I bring to the overall Tumblr community with this account -- as I know a lot of people hate religion.

WHO ARE YOU??

For the sake of this blog, I am N. I'm a non-bianary adult who uses she/they/he pronouns, and am a lesbian who is feral for any woman who could crush me.

I am not religious, I do not believe in a higher power. I have never read the bible, unless if you count the picture book bible my cousin had as a kid for some reason. This is for shits n giggles, nothing more.

#bible%#PLEASE READ
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Anonymous asked:

"two pounds of cream cheese in one sitting? I'm about to die"

83.33% of these words are in the King James Bible. Honestly only 2 words short from a perfect... bravo

"two pounds of cream cheese in one sitting? I'm about to die"

#bible%#over 75%#submissions!
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Anonymous asked:

You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.

66.67% of these words are in the King James Bible! Also this was submitted last July and given what has happened since... I'm putting money on a nuclear threat by 2026.

You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.

#bible%#over 50%#submissions!
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Anonymous asked:

Is it fpreg or fempreg? (Female equivalent of mpreg)

Asking for a friend

Well, if we're using the same logic of mpreg being the first letter of male and then preg, then fpreg would probably be correct.

HOWEVER, fempreg sounds 10x better and I'm Jesus so. Fempreg.

#bible%#not a %#asks#submissions!
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Anonymous asked:

the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor ๐Ÿ˜”

So is mine tbf but at least I don't go around correcting people and assuming they're an idiot (unless if they're Tumblr) ๐Ÿฅบ

This sounds mean, I am not trying to be mean to you anon I love you

#asks!#Anonymous#bible%#not a %
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beloved-user asked:

bible my dear. "anonymous's" is not a plural form of anonymous. the s is there to indicate the ask belongs to Anonymous, not to indicate the singular ask was sent by several unnamed users.

if you want to be pedantic about grammar maybe first learn grammar. cod bless.

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Bestie beloved, I know. Believe it or not people can mix up words (or forget they exist yay me).

Perhaps read the other 2 asks I answered about this, one of which I legit send a screenshot stating that it's possessive.

Cod bless being judgemental ๐Ÿ™

#asks!#jeff-the-splitter#bible%#not a %
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philomenacunt asked:

i assume they do the anonymous wrong because when someone sends you an ask off anon, it's [username]'s ask and they just replace the username with anonymous without making a separate thing for it

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Very wise, very demure, very mindful Look mom I did a meme!

This makes total sense, I'm still going to be unreasonably upset at this because anonymous' works and looks 1 million times better and it should be the only correct way >:(

#asks!#bellqmione#bible%#not a %#I am not mentally ill for grammar I swear
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Anonymous asked:

Sorry but "Anonymous's" is, in fact, correct. It's spelled just like it's pronounced. English has a lot of stupid spellings and Tumblr has a lot of stupid quirks, but that is not one of them.

Googled, and yep English continues to be stupid. s's AND s' are correct. s' looks nicer though and I will die on this hill, Tumblr please make it look less stupid idc if what you have rn is correct ๐Ÿ˜ค

APA style:

Thesaurus:

#asks!#Anonymous#not a %#bible%
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kateybuggi asked:

I was trying to take a screenshot to show my friends the figure I bought and I didnโ€™t fully check the screenshot and low and behold

I think tumblr was trying to tell me something with that timing

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official-penis-posts answered:

None of those words are in the Bible

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*long sigh* 62.5% of those words are in the Bible sadly. Including 33% of your name :)

official-penis-post just answered Anonymous's ask: ๐Ÿซตgay

Side note: Tumblr does the plural of anonymous' wrong. YOU DO NOT DO 'S AFTER AN S, YOU JUST DO A FUCKING ' PLEASE FIX THIS BEFORE I GO INSANE. How would you feel if I made the plural of tumblr timblr'r >:(

#bible%#over 50%#side note#WHY DO THEY DO THE PLURAL WRONG#I HATE IT HERE
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WELCOME TO...purgatory?

Welcome to the blog, I take the bible out of posts.

Preffered to unbible is big laps of text without color, those are easiest to maintain the formatting of, but I will unbible about anything there is. Pictures will be copied and pasted, text colors will be added as much as possible.

You might notice a lack of caps in unbibled posts, that just kinda happens, I'm not great at coding and since this is for fun I'm not gonna bother writing more then the.....well however many different words the bible has.

Feel free to tag me or send me asks, I love answering stuff.

Tags on this blog: #Unbibled or #Unblibled <- for any posts I took the bible out of (when tired I often misspell my own tags)

#Bibled <- for any posts that I either don't have text to unbible or for anything I answer without unbiblification

#Different book <- for when you SOMEHOW manage to make a post with 0 words in the bible.

#Self indulgent unbibled <- for posts I made on my main that I unbibled, often includes self promo

This blog is run by @mersinia also known as @art-wizard-m or @blobbiedaykeeppcaway

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...purgatory?

blog, bible .

preffered unbible big laps text color, easiest formatting , unbible . pasted, text colors .

caps unbibled , kinda happens, 'm coding fun 'm gonna bother ..... however different bible .

tag asks, .

tags blog:

#unbibled #unblibled<- bible

#bibled <- don't text unbible unbiblification

#different <- somehow 0 bible.

# indulgent unbibled <- main unbibled, includes promo

blog @/mersinia @--m @/blobbiedaykeeppcaway

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An interesting take on the subject, I'll say. Welcome to the club! (Unless you've been welcomed already.)

@bible-word-counter @biblepercent @arethesewordsinhomestuck @were-these-words-in-the-bible

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Smartest Bible account so far, they actually programmed a bloody bot... Welcome to the family <3

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Lol, thanks, not a bot tho, just me painstakingly copy pasting it into Google collab, but thanks for the welcome! Happy to be here ^^

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Omg so you're also suffering, welcome to the family <3

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WELCOME TO...purgatory?

Welcome to the blog, I take the bible out of posts.

Preffered to unbible is big laps of text without color, those are easiest to maintain the formatting of, but I will unbible about anything there is. Pictures will be copied and pasted, text colors will be added as much as possible.

You might notice a lack of caps in unbibled posts, that just kinda happens, I'm not great at coding and since this is for fun I'm not gonna bother writing more then the.....well however many different words the bible has.

Feel free to tag me or send me asks, I love answering stuff.

Tags on this blog: #Unbibled or #Unblibled <- for any posts I took the bible out of (when tired I often misspell my own tags)

#Bibled <- for any posts that I either don't have text to unbible or for anything I answer without unbiblification

#Different book <- for when you SOMEHOW manage to make a post with 0 words in the bible.

#Self indulgent unbibled <- for posts I made on my main that I unbibled, often includes self promo

This blog is run by @mersinia also known as @art-wizard-m or @blobbiedaykeeppcaway

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...purgatory?

blog, bible .

preffered unbible big laps text color, easiest formatting , unbible . pasted, text colors .

caps unbibled , kinda happens, 'm coding fun 'm gonna bother ..... however different bible .

tag asks, .

tags blog:

#unbibled #unblibled<- bible

#bibled <- don't text unbible unbiblification

#different <- somehow 0 bible.

# indulgent unbibled <- main unbibled, includes promo

blog @/mersinia @--m @/blobbiedaykeeppcaway

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An interesting take on the subject, I'll say. Welcome to the club! (Unless you've been welcomed already.)

@bible-word-counter @biblepercent @arethesewordsinhomestuck @were-these-words-in-the-bible

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Smartest Bible account so far, they actually programmed a bloody bot... Welcome to the family <3

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Anonymous asked:

โ€œi love taking wobbly cylinder shaped things and jorking them at my friendsโ€ can you calculate how many words are in the Bible from this sentence im in an argument

69.23% of these words are in the Bible, which is objectively the funniest outcome to this arguement

i love taking wobbly cylinder shaped things and jorking them at my friends

#Anonymous#bible%#over 50%#submissions!#asks!
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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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spadedfox

spreading these occasionally would be niceโ€ฆ

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justawriterinprogress

As someone with major anxiety who canโ€™t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

#reblogs
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alegazzi asked:

Since I'm already here, I once heard that the word "tyrant" was avoided as much as possible in the King James bible, as if he didn't want people to view him, a man in a position of power, like that

It would be cool to see a comparison between versions

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This is a super interesting piece of Trivia!!! Unfortunately the website I use only contains 2 versions of the Bible, those being the King James version and American Standard version.

SO while I cannot compare a variety of Bibles, I CAN tell you that Tyrant appears 0 times in both the ASV and KJV Bibles.

Additionally, I can confirm via Wikipedia that "King James purposely had the translators of the KJV translate the word tyrant as either "troubling", "oppressor", or some other word to avoid people being critical of his monarchy" Thank you for the fun trivia!!!!!

#asks!#alegazzi#bible%#not a %
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does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

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none of these words are in the bible

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oh yes they are

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OP is right, 63.16% of those words ARE in the bible. Should they be? Absolutely not.

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

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what do you mean does and tools are not in the bible

what do you mean the story where one of the main protagonist is the son of a carpenter does not have the word tools. impressive if they were specific with what tool each time, understandable if they used "instruments" every time

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I make mistakes sometimes so I did double check if the word "does" or "tools" appears in the KJV or ASV bibles, and I am glad to say they do not!

I've never read the bible and thus cannot confirm what words they use instead. However, @bible-word-counter may be able to shed light upon the subject!

Shout out to the people who question my percents, I genuinely love you guys so much because you often do catch mistakes <3

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the bible probably uses ื›ืœื™ื or ื›ืœื™ื ืขื‘ื•ื“ื” instead.

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I use the King James Bible which is 100% English, so while the original Bible probably does use those terms it would not be used in my reference material.

Thank you for your input though,. it's very interesting to see terms that may have been used in the Bible's native language :)

#bible%#not a %
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