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Being Mortal, Like a Wanker

@bigsniffy

streamlined my main (@myopicmickey) by sending reblogs here (they/them, 30)

me: weird how these health issues i haven't experienced in years have suddenly returned in this highly stressful and traumatic situation. i wonder what could possibly be causing this. i guess we'll never know 🤷‍♂️

the copy of the body keeps the score on my bookshelf: [grows 10 pages longer]

we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry

i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

Also ☝️ it's interesting to me how despite fading more into obscurity the further we get from 1947, the ~ vibe ~ of the Old Hollywood Diva was such an iconic flavor of femininity that she still persists as sort of an echo in certain speech patterns and mannerisms, mainly found in gay people, miss piggy, and this horse

[ID: Rarity from my little pony: friendship is magic. /end ID]

I don't think a cisgender heterosexual woman who says Dahling 💅 has been born more recently than 1925 but you know who does? This horse. And gay people. For what it's worth I think the horse is gay too but I digress

Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. But its so hard when the world i— shut up! Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future.

Here's a flower: 🌻

Anonymous asked:

Any time you draw miraak, an angel gets its wings. 🫡 thank you for your service. In all seriousness though, I absolutely love your design for miraak and your style in general!

for old time's sake here you go. 2025 Miraak

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happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

this came about because we were playing mario party last night and I used boo to steal a star and our son called me “elon musk” and when I asked why he said “because you didn’t earn that”

Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

Anything you draw is inherently better quality because it’s real.

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