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He’s Just Silly Goofy Okay

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Nat, 28 she/they. Where I can freely thirst and reblog fics and shit. MDNI pls

About Me

Requests: CLOSED

Hi I’m Nat, 28 ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

I do my best to make the reader fics as gender neutral as possible unless a request would like specifics!!

I can’t think of anything else bc I’m bad at intros but feel free to message!!

Masterlist under cut!

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Virgin Pro hero Iida whose mind couldn't be less concerned about the subject despite him nearing his thirties.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who usually brushes off his friends' teasing words about him being "clueless around girls" and "surely to die alone" since his one and only goal in life is to be a hero worthy of carrying his brother's title, and nothing more.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who has the habit of scolding you each time you playfully ask him out on a date since he's just so used to everyone's mocking and believes it's what you're doing as well.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who is tragically unaware of your true feelings for him, and for someone who appears to be quite sharp and brainy, he constantly misses the longing gaze in your eyes.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who finally agrees to join you for dinner one evening just to shut you up and put an end to your pestering, only to wind up having a wonderful time with you, away from the usual stress of work.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who starts freaking out the moment he realizes that your soft voice and beautiful face are now hunting him, plaguing his every waking hour and rendering his mind a tangled mess, and the more he tries to deny it, the clearer it becomes that you are no longer just a dear friend to him, but potentially something a lot more than that.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose peculiar tics seem to worsen around you, prompting your confusion as you watch him lose his composure before disappearing without a trace.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who secretly wishes you would ask him out again since he cannot bring himself to do it no matter how much he tries.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who almost yells his agreement when his wish finally comes true as you casually suggest having a drink together after work.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose blush refuses to leave his face while he strives to keep his cool around you, beating himself up for seeming like a loser, but is unaware of how adorable he appears to you.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose priorities start to shift and broaden a bit -to potentially include you- the moment your hand accidentally brushes against his own when walking you back home after your fourth date.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who can never explain the persistent heat waves washing over his body everytime you flash him a smile or call out his name, and in his confused virgin brain, it can only mean him suffering from an illness which seems to aggravate with your presence. Yeah, that must be it.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who almost breaks into laughter when he realizes the real reason behind his inexplicable state the moment you share your first kiss. It was never a virus or a mysterious syndrome that hit him, it was simply you all along.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose arms shakily sneak around your waist and bring you against his toned chest to prolong this magical moment while your lips are moving perfectly together.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who's unaware of the prominent smile plastered across his face for days now, his eagerness is growing by the second and the feeling of your soft breath fanning over his face as you leaned back from the kiss, is still vivid in his memory.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose body stiffens -but only for a second- the moment you invite him into your apartment with a suggestive glint in your eye. He's not stupid, and understands your intentions perfectly as they mirror his own, but his restlessness and excitement are messing with his brain and preventing him from voicing his approval, so much so that he ends up stiffly stepping inside without a word.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who's barely able to form a coherent thought all throughout the movie you suggested watching together, and whose only interest seems to be in the way your fingers are absentmindedly playing with his own.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who's just about reached his limit when you clumsily move to straddle his waist and claim his lips in a tender kiss as the end credits roll up the screen.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who curses under his breath when feeling his cock hardening against your restless hips, he wants more but is unsure of how to proceed, or if it is even possible for him to withstand your teasing without bursting in his pants.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who suddenly stands up while holding you in his arms, searching your eyes for a permission to carry you to bed, and stumbling his way there when you shyly nod an approval.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who lays you down gently and kneels before you, a deep flush reaching the tips of his ears as he racks his brain for what to do next.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose blush undeniably grows when you start giggling at his clumsy state and softly ask him to follow your lead as you guide his moves.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who's a quick learner, promptly takes control and relishes the way your directing words jumble up with broken moans as you finally give in to him.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who is a gentleman, does his utmost to pleasure you, as best as his virgin body allows, and boy does he do that!

Virgin Pro hero Iida who whimpers loudly while feeling your warm walls squeezing him blissfully for the very first time, praying to God not to cum right then and there as the sensation is driving him insane.

Virgin Pro hero Iida whose tears are threatening to spill as he buries his face in the crook of your neck before giving in to them.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who cannot get enough of your warmth surrounding him, strokes, kisses and embraces you all night long while moving slowly and deeply into your heat and taking the time to explore your lustful body.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who breathlessly watches your enticing body splayed underneath himself with the hope of itching this heavenly image of you deep in his memory.

Virgin Pro hero Iida who is proud and elated to have you as his first, it was never about losing his virginity but rather, about experiencing it with the right person, and that is precisely who you are.

Divider by : @/cafekitsune

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touchstarved!shigaraki who doesn’t understand the yearning in his body when you sit next to him, this strange pull to close the distance

touchstarved!shigaraki who is still deeply, deeply terrified convinced that nothing good can come from touching him, so avoids touching you altogether

touchstarved!shigaraki who finally caves when you tell him he’s too fucking tense - “if rolling out the knots in my neck gets you to leave me the fuck alone -” (this idiot)

touchstarved!shigaraki who nearly cums in his pants when you tell him to lay on his belly, his nose in the sheets of your bed. you straddle his hips and he has to bite down on your pretty sheets to keep himself from moaning out loud

touchstarved!shigaraki who doesn’t realize he’s grinding his cock into your mattress as your fingers gently unlock the tension in his shoulders

touchstarved!shigaraki who cums the minute your fingernails scratch against his scalp, that slight zip of pain coupled with your tender touch making him see stars - “fuck fuck fuck it feels so good, don't you dare fucking stop”

touchstarved!shigaraki who becomes a whining, shuddering mess every time you get your hands on him

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Low, melodious hums echoed through the chamber. Soft shuffling of fabric and clicks of heel on stone followed every sway and every twist, every turn.

Your eyes stayed shut, body moving in sync with your partner behind you, fully entrusting yourself to their lead.

They stood close, a lithe hand on your waist, the other in yours, guiding you along. Long hair draped over your shoulders, nose tucked against your neck, chest beating steadily against your back.

It wasn't hard to forget all that surrounded you with him so close.

You leaned further against him, free hand reaching behind to cup his soft curls, gliding across the former ballroom with ease.

"We should probably put an end to this soon."

Your partner laughed softly, the motion sending a warm blush of air against your skin. "You make it sound so dramatic."

"Well, the sun is sinking. We could pretend one of us is about to turn into a pumpkin."

Another laugh, then you were spun around.

You shifted to rest your hands on his shoulders, thumbs rubbing along the loose, white tunic hanging from his frame.

"That'd be most unfortunate. But I'm sure we can spare a few more moments." He brushed back stray strands of hair, tucking them behind your ear. "You look lovely in this lighting you know. We should come out here more often."

You rolled your eyes playfully. "Alright, what do you want?"

"Nothing, my dear. Why must you always assume I work at an angle?"

A spin followed by a dip, then up again.

"Because after a few sweet words, you usually end up asking permission for something or other. And I happen to have made it my own game to guess what it'll be for next; a journey to the village, a day to peruse the hold, a moment to brood? Quite fun for me, but you do know you don't need to ask for anything? I know you'll return eventually."

He closed his golden eyes, taking one of your hands, raising it up to kiss the dorsal side.

"Yes, I know. But I wouldn't want to leave you to search in a panic. Rather not worry your brow. But there's truly nothing this time, my dear. Simply wish to remind you how gorgeous you are."

You bit back your smile and pressed a chaste kiss to his cheek. "Hm, well if you do decide to ask for something, the answer is yes."

Amber irises opened up to smile at you. His hand traveled up to caress your cheek. "Careful. You may come to rue that decision."

Your dance came to slow halt.

"That'll be a first."

A cool breeze flowed through the large windows, ebbing sunlight twinkling against the heavy, patterned glass.

"You have much faith in me."

He leaned in.

"I could ruin your day in seconds."

"Yes," you rubbed the soft pad of your thumb against the fangs peeking behind his lips. "And yet you haven't in all the years I've known you."

A breathless laugh escaped him, now resting his forehead against yours.

"It's hard to play the part of scary vampire when you act as if you've nothing to fear." He lowered your hand. "Though I quite enjoy that about you. Otherwise I'd still be slowly turning into Belmont right now."

You smiled, settling into his hold. "Yes, what a shame that'd be."

Time beat steadily between you, orange light fading to midnight.

"May I kiss you?"

You caught yourself midway through a laugh. "I told you, you don't have to ask for anything."

"Yes. But for this, I quite like to." He burrowed his fingers into your hair. "So, may I?"

Arms easing their way up to hang over his shoulders, you smiled. "You may."

"Lovely," was the last word uttered before you felt the lush kiss of his lips molding against your own

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Me: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, step on me and I would say thank you.

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Anonymous asked:

No one ever thinks or writes much for the best villain and best dad so I am going to say, Kiroguri + Daddy Kink

I agree this man doesn’t get enough attention, but I fear that I have done him dirty here, anon. 

» pairing: Kurogiri x fem!reader

» cw: alcohol, dubcon, fingering, daddy kink. 18+, minors DNI.

» a/n: Apparently now we can add Kurogiri getting dubconned to the list of things I thought I would never write. Anyway, enjoy another one from my 1k followers event

» wc: 1.1k

Kurogiri is only meant to be Shigaraki's caretaker, technically speaking, but he looks after the rest of the League, too. Whether it's because he considers that part of his duties, or because he simply can't help himself, you've never been sure.

You like it, though. Like the grounding presence the seeming unflappable man brings, and the soothing bass of his voice as he comforts you. And he comforts you often, thanks to your desire not to let the rest of the League see your vulnerable, and your tumultuous relationship with one of those members in particular.

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Anonymous asked:

Mr Compress + praise kink, please ♡ just need this man to call me a good girl~

Combining these because I thought they went well together. Love some sensual Compress! 

» a/n: Another one from my 1k followers event! I may finish these yet. 

» contains: edging + praise kink + fem!reader. 18+, minors DNI.

Is it any surprise that a magician accustomed to the stage would have both a penchant for romantic gestures, and the kind of nimble fingers that play your body like an instrument?

No, you think not. And truthfully, you wouldn't have it any other way, entirely soft for these small expressions of his ardor laced in sensuality—champagne and strawberries, rose petals scattered about, or, as he's seen fit for tonight, candlelit soaks.

"You really do look so exquisite like this," Atsuhiro murmurs in your ear.

You whine in response, the bath sloshing as your shudder against him. The soft strokes of his fingers against your folds have you taut, hovering on the edge of ecstasy for the sixth time in so many minutes, but it's only to the edge that he brings you—not over, not yet. Not until he's ready.

His other hand gropes at your breast, thumb brushing one nipple, twisting and tugging. "You're doing so well, my darling," he coos, his tongue tracing over the outer shell of your ear. "Just a little longer.

You nod, your glazed eyes and the flickering candlelight leaving you lost in a haze, hardly aware of anything except the aching between your thighs and Atsuhiro's firm chest pressed to your back as you rest against him, chest deep in warm water and the thick froth of bubbles.

You can feel the stiff curve of his cock pressing against you, but he lets his arousal go unattended in favor of drawing out your own pleasure, massaging your sex and letting his lips wander along your throat until your body is buzzing, only occasionally indulging in the rut of his hips, length gliding along skin slick with bath oil.

"Atsuhiro," you gasp, you plead, when you feel that tightening in your center again, your peak just out of reach, but he only shushes you gently.

"Not yet, love." His movements slow. "You're being so good for me, indulge an old man just a few more moments." Your affirmation is a breathy whimper and a gentle rock of your hips, one that has him gasping slightly. "A-ah, yes, that's it" he murmurs in response, his voice low and husky, "that's my good girl."

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Theelderhazelnut and Plagiarism

I was hesitant at first to post this because I hate conflict, but someone let me know that she is trying to dispute the fact that she plagiarized by incidentally admitting to academic plagiarism. After having so many people come to me to admit that they have been victims of plagiarism too, I feel as though it is my obligation to share what not only I, but others have been going through.

@theelderhazelnut has been taking ideas, characterizations, and writing from both myself and others to incorporate into her own writing/headcanons. Sometimes, she changes her posts slightly to hide the fact that she is clearly plagiarizing. Other times, she doesn't. But that hasn't stopped others from coming to me to let me know that they noticed something that looked a bit too similar to my characters. I was content to just block her and move on, but after realizing that she can still see my posts (if one of my mutuals reblogs it, but I suspect she also has an alt), copy it, and that I can't see what she is doing because we both have each other blocked, there's really no point in staying silent anymore.

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Valentina

Before Shao Kahn invaded Vaeternus, Valentina was born as the youngest princess of the realm. As such, she was the last in line to the throne and often coddled and underestimated because of it, causing her to have a need to prove herself to both her family and her realm.

Valentina was in her late teens when Shao Kahn invaded Vaeternus. During the invasion, the rest of the royal family was killed while Valentina was forcibly taken by guards to a safe area by the king’s dying decree so there would be an heir to the throne left.

Valentina was devastated she couldn’t save her family and realm, and so she leads the survivors of Vaeternus’s conquest in the shadows, hoping to one day free their realm from Shao Kahn’s grasp. Her people already refer to her as their queen, but she’ll only feel worthy of such a title when she succeeds in her goals.

I was inspired by my friend @apepthehero to start sharing my Mortal Kombat OCs on here. Starting off strong with a common favorite among my friends. :)

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