guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies

yoooo theyre playing my fucking leitmotif in here this party rules (hearing it change to minor key) Oh Shit. Oh Fuck

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

Genuinely curious which of the many deviations from societal normalcy on my part has led me to the stance "videogame cosmetics aren't for you, they're to flaunt status and rarity to everyone around you. Using new or free stuff is worse than using nothing because it makes you look like a poser, you might as well just use default."

Veteran TF2 player syndrome

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.

Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.

Hey, it's really important for Keira to get 50,000 signatures on this petition before her court date in early April 2025. Please sign if you haven't already to help a mother and a people stand up to colonialism and for indigenous rights.

they only need 1000-ish more signatures!!!! they're so close to the goal!!!!

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

No explanation needed

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

reblog to pet his bald head

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

Tall, broad and big fat girls deserve to be scooped up into your arms. You can scoop anyone into your arms if you’re both sat down, size or strength is irrelevant. Scoop her into your arms and tuck her under your chin. Kiss her forehead. Hook her legs under your arm and your other arm around her back and kiss the top of her head as you gently rock her and look down and her softly.

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

evening of passion with my 12 ton dragon girlfriend

would the person who tagged this with marcille donato and falin touden please approach the bench for a high five