first it's asking her to reach for items, then it's asking her to open tough jars; next thing you know you're asking her to stop estrogen since you like muscular men who do work for you

The real transfem roommate benefit is splitting rent cause fucking hell

i dunno man. i've gotten a lot of job seeking advice over the years, but none of it addressed what to do if the president crashes the economy on purpose.

My personal conspiracy theory is that it's a plot to get more people to poverty draft themselves into the military, since they'll all still be doing their 4 years by 2027 which is when America wants to be ready to defend a potential land invasion of Taiwan. So my job seeking advice is to not join the military and hope that China wins.

Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.

Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.

Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.

Slightly related but on the topic of "you're not allowed to have certain body parts because inherent cancer risk", I've been thinking about circumcision recently. I decided to look it up, and yeah. this is literally 50% of the logic driving circumcision right now. The logic is literally "Circumcision reduces the already incredibly rare chance of penile cancer (1 in 10,000). Why? Because there's less penis to get cancer on." Thank you doctors for allowing this practice to be normalized. Totally dodged a bullet there when my ill-informed parents consented to it and all it did was debilitate my ability to masturbate without lube. Which I'm totally normal about.

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Why'd you post a nothingburger. Large nothingburger with extra whateverslop and a side of whocaresfries. "Ohhh this man wants to have SEX by the THIRD DATE???" okay. Don't like it? Don't continue dating reddit user JacobMoogberg69. who caresssss who cares Jacob doesn't get any pussy and uses the "Seattle Eglin Air Force Base Mass Psyop Experiment Site" to talk about his lame ass sex life. Who caresssss he's not even a rapist he's probably just 56 and an office manager and says "3rd date and STILL no sex? My 78 year old father warned me about your type! This is a waste of my time!" And then adjusts his tie and walks away I don't even think that's that bad honestly he's just a redditor simply don't date 56 year old men with office jobs and very little free time to see you unless you literally live in their house god I fucking hate capitalism.

Shut the hell up and look at merlot

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Packing is going great so far I have 17 pairs of socks 2 pairs of underwear 6 shirts and one pair of pants and I'm limited to exactly one 14.5 in x 9 in suitcase

Someone help me budget my space I don't have room for any more pants

You can just take 4 shirts and wash 2 at a time

You have been kidnapped by an entity above your comprehension, only to find out that you are effectively a rescue animal saved from a very serious disease. Due to how good it all looks, you decide to do everything in your power to be "adopted" into your new forever home.

Alright which one of you laundered hdg into writing prompts?

I fucking

CANNOT read documents about and by Salvador Allende and the Unidad Popular written in the 70’s because we genuinely could have had it all I’m going to start biting and screaming and crying and throwing up

I'm gonna research this guy and it's gonna ruin me. If this is one of those stories where socialism was making great progress and the CIA came and fucked it all up I might lose my shit a tiny bit

Last night, an accident had occured at the R&D department of Marlboro. One of the researchers had spilled a phial of the most concentrated extract of the Secret Formula ever created. A single drop landed onto the researcher's hand. The researcher tried to wipe it off, but it was already too late. Within a fraction of a second, the Secret Formula had entered into his blood stream. The researcher fell on the ground and started to convulse. His pores started to excrete a black substance, covering him completely. It became harder and harder to breathe. It was as if his lungs no longer accepted oxygen. The researcher knew it was the end.

The convulsions stopped. Everything was silent. Nothing moved.

But then suddenly, a figure rose from the ground where the researcher had fallen down. But it wasn't the researcher anymore. The Secret Formula had merged with every cel in his body and had transformed it... perfected it, to serve its purpose: to bring pleasure to all men and unite them under the banner of Marlboro.

The figure walked towards a desk and grabbed a pack of cigarettes. It inserted one in the mask that had formed around his face and lit up. As the smoke entered its improved smoke-procesing lungs, the visor started to glow red and its cock started to rise. Its balls started to produce the Secret Formula. It was now fully operational.

An hour later it stepped outside of the Marlboro complex, leaving all employees in transition. Soon, they too will step out into the world, ready to spread Marlboro's influence.

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we gotta kill men

Why'd you post a nothingburger. Large nothingburger with extra whateverslop and a side of whocaresfries. "Ohhh this man wants to have SEX by the THIRD DATE???" okay. Don't like it? Don't continue dating reddit user JacobMoogberg69. who caresssss who cares Jacob doesn't get any pussy and uses the "Seattle Eglin Air Force Base Mass Psyop Experiment Site" to talk about his lame ass sex life. Who caresssss he's not even a rapist he's probably just 56 and an office manager and says "3rd date and STILL no sex? My 78 year old father warned me about your type! This is a waste of my time!" And then adjusts his tie and walks away I don't even think that's that bad honestly he's just a redditor simply don't date 56 year old men with office jobs and very little free time to see you unless you literally live in their house god I fucking hate capitalism.

Shut the hell up and look at merlot

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