just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

post cancelled this is way funnier

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

Spring, (1920s before 1926)

Artist: Michalina Janoszanka

Tempera on glass, 1920-1925; National Museum in Krakow

:)

i do detest lesbians necesity to make everything butchfemme

some of the most cisheterosexual people on earth, cant go five minutes without making something the gender binary, they butchfemmed dolls for chrissake, maids too, and princesses, and yep theyre having the maids have power over the princess because theyve assigned masculinity to competancy and the masculine always has power, mhm

Woe. Scully be upon ye.

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

those 2013 rapunzel edits where they photoshopped her to be punk or whatever but instead it makes her look like ianthe

Centrist dom be like "oh you've been a naughty little boy, haven't you? But in the interests of decorum, I'm going to allow it."

ok. some. out fits. ……………..and well<3

i reread pnp on an especially slow work day and i just think this scene is super funny

last year for pride i did caramelldansen saw, so only fitting this year is… equality babes !!

Click on duty

my carrie drawings

Joan Semmel (American, 1932) - Secret Spaces (1976)

Suddenly, Will Wood. A WIP for my upcoming art :) its kinda secret one so ill post it a biiiiiiiit later but i hope yall like it