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little idiot guys

anyways cheerful country girl🤠

geodstock of the day

I have found a pattern in that I doodle this type of Dream more when I am stressed. So yeah.

look at this bunny that keeps hopping around my garden and eating my strawberry bushes ://

dreamnap are the bro-est bros to ever bro

he's fishing well! 🐠🦑🐟

New fic!! (NSFW—minors DNI!)

Summary: After death threats evolve into actual attempts on his life, Dream is placed in witness protection. His strained relationship with George, the CIA agent assigned to his case, takes an interesting—and extremely embarrassing—turn when a break in leaves them locked in a safe room together for hours on end. Once Dream is transferred to a new location with even stricter guidelines to keep him safe, he's shocked to learn those new rules include him and George being within each other's sight literally 24/7.

bring back reddit socmed fics need dream going to a cat forum and George being the annoying ass redditor who starts flirting with him in a snarky way

u/dreamistaken

AITA if i kick my best friend's kids out of the house? Look, I love them and I'd even go so far as to call them my niece and nephew, but they just don't get along at all with my daughter. They're always fighting, and they never can respect her space. It's been almost a year and nothing has gotten better, and all I can think to do is kick him out. But would I be the asshole???? (also his son keeps pissing on my bed)

u/redditor5

I mean, if he pays rent I don't think you really can kick him or them out ?

u/dreamistaken

I let him live with me for free :) he's my childhood best friend and I'm not hurting for money

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u/redditor14

feels like a lot of people are skipping over the pissing on his bed part???????

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u/redditor7

They're kids, man. Sit them down and teach them how to act around each other

u/dreamistaken

we tried everything, i swear. Treats, feeding them on opposite sides of the door, these weird pheromone things

u/redditor7

????????????????

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u/georgeeeHD

do you need another roommate

u/dreamistaken

no, why?

u/georgeeeHD

I'm good with kids

u/dreamistaken

You'd just offer to move in with a stranger?? your post history says you live in London?

u/georgeeeHD

well YOUR post history has one too many snapchat filters for me not to be a little intrigued about if your daughter's mother is in the picture

u/dreamistaken

you want to adopt my cat??

u/redditor7

WE'RE DISCUSSING CATS?????

u/dreamistaken

yes ... ?

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u/messiofpandas

sounds like the other kids are more goated than your daughter. skill issue

sounds like the other

kids are more goated than your

daughter. skill issue

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

*POINTS* OH MY FUCKIBG GOD DNF ON THE HAIKU BOT

pov your deer hunting

Il est très fort 💪