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I have never been wise

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I'm Rowan. 30s, USA, he/him. Architecture grad student. I like queer sff and birds.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

the thing w going hard on the love triangle in Severance is that in addition to being a very poor way to interpret the text, 'love triangle' is just vastly underselling the situation

like its at least a love hexagon. maybe more.

there is room for the situation to develop further. vertices marked in black to my recollection remain unexplored. & then of course there are the dozens of other Gemmas.

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