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are you brave enough to post something that you know ahead of time isn't gonna be funny
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masterchiefkief
The battle mage is frightened and might not last the night
Steve is calm, ready to kill
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Chinese meme I discovered today.
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Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!
Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!
Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!
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Not in front of the thralls
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tes THDPSSSSPS 💜
wgat did u say
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How i feel these days
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tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel
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the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.
lowkey this blood transfusion shit easy as hell
