*jolts awake in bed in a cold sweat* april phools phil phregancy reveal
FUCK
I think usually pranks are cruel acts of violence against one another’s psyches designed to deceive people who are ‘too trusting’ or ‘too oblivious’ (read- have different social skills and cues) which rly aims to try and impart a sick lesson about humanity doesn’t it - don’t get too comfortable or you’ll be lied to and made a fool and humiliated for other people’s laughs. just the idea of wanting to turn anyone into a fool….it’s mean and weird and I hate it and eroding the trust between yourself and another person in your life through this kind of playing with their emotions seems so wack to me …… unless it’s wwsdd bc sister daniel can make me a fool and teach me a lesson and humiliate me for her enjoyment and laugh at my weaknesses and id thank her it’d be good for me what who said that
me when i rattle off some unnecessarily heated bullshit at 6 AM and have to put on the horny jail clown nose 3 hours later:
Lo I truly am the fool
I think usually pranks are cruel acts of violence against one another’s psyches designed to deceive people who are ‘too trusting’ or ‘too oblivious’ (read- have different social skills and cues) which rly aims to try and impart a sick lesson about humanity doesn’t it - don’t get too comfortable or you’ll be lied to and made a fool and humiliated for other people’s laughs. just the idea of wanting to turn anyone into a fool….it’s mean and weird and I hate it and eroding the trust between yourself and another person in your life through this kind of playing with their emotions seems so wack to me …… unless it’s wwsdd bc sister daniel can make me a fool and teach me a lesson and humiliate me for her enjoyment and laugh at my weaknesses and id thank her it’d be good for me what who said that
can we talk about the fact that @ danandphil is taken on onlyphans, what are they plotting for april fools? what does wwsdd mean?
so i think it’s only fair that he comes up here and shares this with me
happy trans day of visibility phannies 🏳️⚧️🫶
RECENT FIC RECS at @bitchslapblastoids' request
safe harbor by @cityofphanchester and also the metaphors of desire
country boys by @scuddleduck (yes like in deeper)
I'm also still very invested in we'll have to make it on our own by @sleepyslag and lying makes you go to hell by @gremlinshatephilosophers both of which are still in progress but SO EXCITING.
RUNNING IT BACK WITH THE RIGHT LINKS THIS TIME if you saw the other post no you didn’t
Hi red also please your own work!!! An eternal gift to the community !!!!! And also on my fic catchup queue!!!!!!
HI just popping in to say it’s so lovely to see you back on the dash!! It’s so so important to take breaks sometimes 🫶
I just finished binging a reread of some of your fics (especially Bowl of Oranges and Cover Me/Hovering) a couple days ago, as you’re one of my favorite authors, and just got so excited at the thought that you may be writing again! Long story short I really enjoy your contributions to the community and I’m glad you’re back around!!
WAAAAAAAT what are you saying !!!!! ???? fucking hell. thank you. this is very, very kind. and thank you for enjoying those fics <3 <3
ok so like definitely don’t hold your breath on anything coming soon but it was nice to feel a little ember of interest in writing fic start to glow deep down within again. but in the meantime it doesn’t even matter bc red @jonsaremembers just put together a wonderful recent list of recs in an act of deepest kindness that I’m about to reblog in 3…2….
Just wanna say I love seeing you fill my feed again !!
help this made me emotional!!! what a kiss on the cheek!!!!! thank you !!!!! fuck!!!!
ive been skulking around these parts. I think I just needed a breather after the fucking phannie grindset i was on. also only so much time in the day and mental/emotional energy to allocate. semi finite resources, those are. the reservoir can deepen, but only so far ! anyway. much much much appreciated hi 👋👋👋 💖🥹💖🥹