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I'm [josh from drake and josh voice] the cool-iest

@bitchybisexual / bitchybisexual.tumblr.com

Black // Bi // 31

listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and youโ€™re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

My cheque I've been waiting a few months for and was supposedly delivered one week ago is now beyond a doubt either stolen or missing. (:

It's also my birth month, and my birthday is in less that 3 weeks, so any help or financial assistance would be extremely helpful and also cool especially if I can like splurge and indulge in something nice for once instead of always being on survival mode and the brink of ruination.

This lost cheque is a huge blow so we desperately need any help we can get in the mean while as I try and get this resolved.

Thank you very much ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’–

I'm gonna shoot for $1.5k for groceries and medication and bills and everything else, so:

You have to choose a new animal to exist on earth right now but it HAS to be both as aggressive and dangerous to humans as a hippopotamus.

Tree krakens have been in the lead but concussiadillos are catching up, it's anyone's race

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