wooooo castoria

If I had a nickel for every time I had the motivation to write a stupidly long fic just to physically scar and harm a blorbo voiced by Yoko Hikasa, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it sure is damn funny that it happened twice.

Happy 100 pages to this WIP I started just because I wanted to give Maria scars.

Wait what the fuck do you mean I've only written 2 bullet points out of 23 of my location-based list of LB6 things that need to happen???

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

RETURN TO LIFE

if you ever feel awkward leaving a long ao3 comment getting no reply remember that at this point receiving any feedback at all will leave most authors too stunned to speak

This is the worst timeline. (x)

If you do this with my fics, or anyone's fics, please know I HATE you. I hate you more than every troll comment, every "your writing sucks kys" comment, every "update soon" comment. I hate you. Other authors hate you. If you want my fic, you either WAIT for it or you pay me for it. And if you won't do one of those things, you don't deserve my fic or anyone else's.

All this does is tell me that you don't see me as a person. All I am is a content machine, and if I'm not working fast enough, you'll feed my writing into a different machine and gobble down whatever it shits out for you.

TBF this problem has been growing for a while. The rise of Generative Artificial Garbage simply makes it really, really stark.

Feed my work into chat gpt, I hunt you down and feed you into a woodchipper.

This is seriously one of the biggest insults you can EVER do to a writer. Imagine putting your heart into a project and someone takes that project and feeds it to a machine because they could not wait for the creator to do more. It's genuinely appalling.

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

The 3 important B’s

part-timer

not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv than it is like error correction and you should always work on minimizing the amount of ‘no, wrong’ and maximizing the amount of ‘yes, and?’ for example: we have a species of fish at the aquarium that looks a lot like a tiny pufferfish. children are constantly either asking us if that’s what they are, or confidently telling us that’s what they are. if you rush to correct them, you risk completely severing their interest in the situation, because 1. kids don’t like to engage with adults who make them feel bad and 2. they were excited because pufferfish are interesting, and you have not given them any reason to be invested in non-pufferfish. Instead, if you say something like “It looks a LOT like a tiny pufferfish, you’re right. But these guys are even funnier. Wanna know what they’re called?” you have primed them perfectly for the delightful truth of the Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker

I was in martial arts for years, and in particular I kinda specialized in working with the younger kids.

The two Big Rules when instructing younger students was- 1. Compliment before Critique 2. Don’t say ‘but’, say ‘now’

Praise kids on what they get right first, especially if they are struggling. Like OP said, kids don’t like to engage with people who make them feel bad. They need encouragement when learning new things.

Number two boils down to this. If you tell a kid a compliment, then say “but you need to fix this”, that ‘but’ completely negates your compliment. It’s gone. It was canceled out like adding a negative to a positive. Using “hey, that punch is looking great, now let’s focus on your stance” doesn’t verbally cancel out the progress they’ve made. It’s like they’ve checked off something on their list of stuff to work on.

Wording can absolutely make or break a child’s motivation and interest.

Rebloggling as it’s relevant in a Medical Education context

Honestly I use all of these to teach vet students too. I think people in general respond better to positivity in teaching. Not coddling, but acknowledging when a student got part way to the right answer, or had a good thought process, is something I’ve found keeps students engaged and builds confidence, which encourages them to keep going instead of shutting down and just “getting through” a lab or a rotation

I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

Put together a little "are you enjoying 2025 yet?" package 🥰💕

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

messy sailor jupiter doodle, just for fun! i always loved her color scheme.

Shirabe Meshi chapter 40 first half

Natassja is shown telling Serena that she won't be able to hide something much longer. Serena starts to protest saying that she's been taking medicine that Elfnein gave her to keep her weight down but Nastassja points out that gluttonous traits influenced by the Nephilim will make her rebound time and time again

...Maria comes up from behind and asks about what they said, so Serena realizes she overheard

Later at school, Serena announces that she's going to fast for the day as a challenge. Shirabe asks if she's not going to eat the beef curry she made for lunch then and Serena sweats a bit before letting the Nephilim out of her bag to eat it

(The other students start questioning what it is. "Is that a dog?")

Maria suddenly appears to explain ("Is that Maria?" "Is it the real deal?"). Serena had been asleep all those years thanks to heretical technology, so now relics' traits influence her.

The Nephilim here grew from the heart that had been previously destroyed and doesn't have its full strength and its appetite leans towards food instead of other relics, so since Serena's being influenced by that, she tends to binge eat

(Kirika is trying to keep her curry away from the Nephilim)

Even though Natassja's examinations and Elfnein's research had found all this, Serena had kept it quiet from Maria.

Maria: "She'd been using alchemic medicine to hide it from us and meanwhile I've actually been dieting!"

Serena: "I just didn't want to worry you!"

(And now the Nephilim has eaten Kirika's lunch too)

The more Serena uses the medication, the more quickly she's likely to rebound, and Maria worries that if her appetite exceeds her human limits, it could put her life at risk. Obviously she's more worried about Serena than the Nephilim, so the solution seems to be to force it into a dormant state, similar to before

But obviously Serena doesn't want that

In hopes of her giving up, Maria gave her the condition that she can keep the Nephilim if she can hold off on eating for a day. Meanwhile, HQ is observing her to see how well she can resist the Nephilim's influence

Later Serena gets hungry enough that she tries to eat grass and Kirika tries to stop her. Shirabe runs up with some steamed sweet potato buns and the Nephilim, of course, eats them

(Poor Kirika wanted them)

Maria secretly watches over to the side praising Shirabe, saying that her cooking will eventually make Serena give in

On the way home, just as Serena wearily tells herself that she needs to keep her guard up, Kirika points out there's a meat bun eating challenge at a nearby restaurant

Serena rushes in and people start getting yelling because the Nephilim once again eats them

When she comes out, they run into Hibiki eating kebab from a nearby food truck

...and that's where the first half ends