waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

z___o10 on x

THE SEAL

There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

Mom, in a completely normal voice: "Sabrina it's okay you don't need to eat the grape."

Sabrina:

"AAAAAAUGHUNUUAH"

Mona has some cool gamer facts to tell you! 🕹️ 🐈

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

merry 🎄

i'm really thrilled about the resurgence of bad luck brian memes but when i tried to make one i sat there staring at the canvas like an apprentice surrounded by his master's work and i was unable to pick up the brush

Trudy and Var hanging out :D For @radarwarble

girls who are freaks

Another day of torment all for me...?

shadow mage

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

Meh

(puts the cum back in you) get out .

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing