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Derek: "You are not doing that stunt."

Stiles: "Too late, I already set up the ramp!"

Derek: "No—wait—" (crash sounds)

Stiles: (from a bush) "I regret nothing!"

Derek: (picks him up gently) "You are so lucky you bounce."

Isaac: "You yell at me when I trip on air!"

Derek: "Stiles is like… emotionally rubber. He needs softer handling."

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Stiles: "Why do you always glare at me like I’ve ruined your life?"

Derek: "Because you have."

Stiles: (grinning) "You’re still here though."

Derek: (grumbling) "I’m cursed."

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Kira: "Aren’t you two always bickering?"

Derek: "It’s not bickering."

Stiles: "It’s flirting with extra steps."

Isaac: chokes on his drink

Lydia: "Finally. Someone said it."

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Stiles: cooing "Look at it! That face! That tail! That is not fair, Kira, you’re too powerful."

Kira: smiling "He’s surprisingly calm with me."

Scott: clearly jealous "He didn’t even blink at me. Just growled. I’m the alpha!"

Stiles: gasps "Plot twist: the bobcat is the new alpha. Sorry, Scott."

Derek: deadpan "Finally. Someone worthy."

Scott: groans "Et tu, Derek?"

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Peter: cutting into steak "You used to glare at people who bossed you around, Derek."

Stiles: sliding a hand across Derek’s thigh under the table "He still does. Unless it’s me."

Derek: flushes but doesn’t deny it

Peter: chokes on his wine

Malia: not even looking up from her phone "Yeah, we all know who’s in charge now."

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Lydia: "We all survived things we weren’t supposed to."

Derek: "We didn’t just survive. We found each other."

Stiles: "Yeah, and now we’re a pack of trauma-bonded weirdos. Go team!"

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Stiles: "Why is our kid building a flamethrower?"

Derek: "Because he takes after you."

Stiles: "That’s a compliment or a threat?"

Derek: "Depends if he lights the living room on fire."

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Stiles: "Even if I died, I’d haunt you."

Derek: "Then I’d let you."

Stiles: "You’d miss me?"

Derek: "You’re already in my head, Stiles. Death wouldn’t change that."

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Stiles: "So what—you’re the cursed prince and I’m the fool who fell for you?"

Derek: "No. I’m the wolf, and you’re the only one who never ran away."

Stiles: "Damn it, why is that kinda hot?"

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Peter: muttering "You really let him tie you up?"

Derek: voice calm "I trust him."

Stiles: smirking "And he begs so pretty."

Peter: grabbing a napkin to wipe his forehead "I was not prepared for this timeline."

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Lydia: noticing the collar-like chain around Stiles’s neck "Is that new?"

Stiles: tracing it with his fingers "Gift from Derek. Told me I belong to him."

Peter: choking on his drink "He actually said that?"

Derek: casually "Said it. Meant it. Enforced it."

Stiles: smiling faintly "Every time he says it, I feel safer."

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Peter: pulling Scott aside "You’re telling me Stiles—Stiles Stilinski—has Derek Hale kneeling for him?"

Scott: awkward "I’ve learned not to ask questions."

Peter: looking like he’s seen a ghost "I taught Derek everything he knows about dominance."

Scott: shrugging "Guess Stiles taught him everything else."

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Scott: “We need a plan.”

Stiles: “We have one! It’s called ‘figure it out as we go.’”

Derek: “That’s not a plan.”

Lydia: “It is if you commit.”

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Stiles: teasing Derek "You love me. Admit it. In front of everyone."

Derek: grumbling but blushing "I married you, didn’t I?"

Eli: groaning loudly "Oh my god, you’re gross. Both of you. I’m going with Peter."

Peter: smirking "Smart kid. Let’s go see if we can ‘accidentally’ trigger the alarm system at the food court."

Malia: already halfway there "Beat you to it."

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Peter: raising a brow "Let me guess. Derek growls, you melt, and he drags you around like some lovesick wolf."

Stiles: smirking, not even looking up "Actually, he says please now."

Peter: blinks once, twice "…I’m sorry, what?"

Derek: quietly "Stiles said not to speak unless spoken to."

Peter: short-circuits "I—I need a drink."

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Malia: grinning "Shopping builds character."

Stiles: deadpan "Shopping builds resentment."

Derek: exhausted "Shopping builds headaches."

Eli: happily sipping a smoothie "Shopping builds my wardrobe."

Malia: smirking "See? At least someone gets it."

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Derek: “If you’re done talking, we need to get to work.”

Stiles: “Bold of you to assume I’m ever done talking.”