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Is everyone on tumblr a prophet or are dan and phil just predictable
secret third option, they're stealing our ideas like raccoons from the trash
OH HES FUCKING CRAZY. OH HES INSANE.
Dan liked these comments on this TikTok!
dnp use April Fools to publicly engage in their kinks the way people use Halloween to wear lingerie in public
Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute
happy 2025 to this post
Happy March 32nd, everyone!
you can only reblog this once a year
Meow mama itβs March 32nd :3
phil gives birth to you. dan says "ew why does it look like that." they sell you to one direction
lol
no guys, you dont get it, this is the continuation of dan and phil crafts. the demon IS the baby.
dan should eat the placenta <3
crying at the way dan looks at phil here, he truly wants to knock that man up
(screenshot credits to @emotoangel π«‘)
someday this will all be a memory.
- phil will find the perfect girl who will become his wife.
- dan will moves away.
- phil will tell his kids about his best friend dan and all the adventures they had.
- dan will try to be happy without phil.
- no more phan
- no more pinof
- no more dan and phil
we can never know when it will all will go away π
Phil would give birth to a fucking Capricorn