Paul Blofis

Just another English teacher I'm surrounded by demigods. I have now adopted them all.

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Intro Post

Hello gods and demigods! I'm Paul Blofis, a simple English teacher at Goode High School! I am obliged to make this as @percys-blue-food-vendor asked me to and I will forever listen to what she says, since she's my wife. I am personally not a demigod or a god, but my step-son, @that-dam-son-of-poseidon, who I am very fond of, is a demigod and so are most of his friends so I get dragged and filled in with whatever the shit's happening up there.

Ooc:

Hii, I'm nat, again 🙄. I run the following accounts:

@kamala-msmarvel-khan

@real-bruno-carrelli

@unproblematic-hestia

@gotham-s-nightingale

Im always up to rp woooooo

#percy jackson #Paul Blofis #Paul Blofis rp #pjo rp #pjoverse

Anonymous asked:

heyyyy, percy said you're chill, and i kinda wanted to hear your thoughts on ai for art/writing? (personally i don't like it but i want to hear what you think)

-- Nara, Cabin 6

I hate AI for any artistic endeavor with a burning passion, Nara. It discredits artists and the hard work they put in pouring their soul on paper with ink and colour.

#paul blofis #paul blofis rp #percy jackson #paul blofising around #pjo rp

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

Lmfao no. I accidentally caused everyone I love to go insane, I was manipulated by my mortal aunt to kill whatever was left of my family which backfired because my last human victim was that bitch, became an alcoholic at age 14,killed a bunch of monsters in public and am now wanted as a mass murderer and I'm considering smoking.

-Philocetetes 'Cete' Desdemona,Cabin 12

kid, yo-you want a hug?

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

Hawk tuah! Skibidi on that ohio! A friggin paul yo

@s3aweed-brain h e l p

oh. i don’t… think i can???

Hi is this a compliment? Is this a complaint? What is this?

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

Hawk tuah! Skibidi on that ohio! A friggin paul yo

@s3aweed-brain h e l p

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

"Completely alright! Not only have I been dipped in the Lethe TWICE, but I've also appearantly died, gone to Tartarus and been possessed by two different gods!"

That is... wait, apparently???

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

the REAL question is why are adults not morbid these days to be fair

Well, that's something to consider, Perce

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

“Not even CLOSE”

"You, uh, wanna talk about it?"

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

unlicensed-field-medic

Eh, demigod life. What else are they gonna do. Percy's dad, right?

Talk to someone??

Yeah, and you're Naomi Solace's kid, right?

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Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

sophia-hunter-of-artemis

I've been through way too much this month it's either humor or doing something dangerous

oh kid

Just talk to someone, there's me, there's goddess Hestia (@unproblematic-hestia)

Its not healthy to keep your feelings bottled up

Whyyy are kids being so morbid these days? You guys alright?

(openest of all open rps, rant to this old man about ur problems)

#paul blofis #paul blofis rp #percy jackson #paul blofising around #pjo rp

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crying right now doing a sisyphus task (checking papers with grammar worse than a demigod. Seriously, demigods have better handwriting than this.)

auggie-wauggie-the-hermes-spawn

I’d be offended if you weren’t correct.

my hand writing is atrocious but mom said it was pretty so it’s fine 💅

Oh, well. We can't blame you for having bad handwriting. You guys have dyslexia.

I'm talking about neurotypical children. It's practically unreadable!

crying right now doing a sisyphus task (checking papers with grammar worse than a demigod. Seriously, demigods have better handwriting than this.)

#paul blofis #paul blofis rp #percy jackson #paul blofising around #pjo rp

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gremlincore-hybridmom-wolffae asked:

Maybe if i fall in love with dyslexia it will also leave me

will-shoelaces answered:

Woah, woah, woah!

first of all! Your dyslexia is nothing to be ashamed of! You can read a language no one understands, be proud of that!

Second of all, who tf left you? No, seriously, I want n a m e s.

third of all, just know we've got Percy's step-dad,@blofised-paul, translating books for us into Greek with Lady Hestia's help, so if you ever feel like you can't read something, just ask Paul! It only takes him 3 days to get a translation done ~~(i dont wanna know how)~~

your-local-depressed-fangirl

HOW TF DOES PAUL DO THAT? PAUL ARE YOU OKAY?

Is it possible to learn this power…? ‘Cause i need to get off my ass and write something.

Well, I'm alright, I'll tell you that!

As to how I do it, Lady Hestia (@unproblematic-hestia) and I collaborate on it! She first taught me the language, of which I'm very thankful. And then, we divide books in halves, so she does half the work and so do I. This way, it only takes us 3 days on average to do a 200-400 page standard novel!

By doing this, Lady Hestia feels that she is contributing to her children as the Goddess of Home and I feel the same way as a step-father!

your-local-depressed-fangirl

How are you so productive…?

Props to you, I could never!

Well I, personally, just wanna help Percy and his friends. They didn't ask to be a half-blood, or for any of the bullshit that comes with being one.

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gremlincore-hybridmom-wolffae asked:

Maybe if i fall in love with dyslexia it will also leave me

will-shoelaces answered:

Woah, woah, woah!

first of all! Your dyslexia is nothing to be ashamed of! You can read a language no one understands, be proud of that!

Second of all, who tf left you? No, seriously, I want n a m e s.

third of all, just know we've got Percy's step-dad,@blofised-paul, translating books for us into Greek with Lady Hestia's help, so if you ever feel like you can't read something, just ask Paul! It only takes him 3 days to get a translation done ~~(i dont wanna know how)~~

your-local-depressed-fangirl

HOW TF DOES PAUL DO THAT? PAUL ARE YOU OKAY?

Is it possible to learn this power…? ‘Cause i need to get off my ass and write something.

Well, I'm alright, I'll tell you that!

As to how I do it, Lady Hestia (@unproblematic-hestia) and I collaborate on it! She first taught me the language, of which I'm very thankful. And then, we divide books in halves, so she does half the work and so do I. This way, it only takes us 3 days on average to do a 200-400 page standard novel!

By doing this, Lady Hestia feels that she is contributing to her children as the Goddess of Home and I feel the same way as a step-father!

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best-alt-country-singer

Anonymous asked:

Hey, Naomi! How are you doing?

~@blofised-paul

best-alt-country-singer answered:

hi! I’m doing ok! How are you?

doing well, just dealing with the demigod influx this time of the year.

As much as I love them all, i seriously do not know how to fit nearly a 100 demigods in an NYC apartment

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kamala-msmarvel-khan

OOC: so the thing is that a very important exam of my life is coming up and as much as I love rp-ing with y'all, I have to prioritize. So, I'm going on a hiatus. I'll still be answering asks and rp-ing w people who mention me, but I won't be online all day, like i was til now.

This will apply to all my side blogs!

see you in a minute ;)

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