HAMLET HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 420 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

HAMLET HAS BEEN DEAD

FOR 420

SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Help: I need an aro version of ‘I put the ace in menace’

WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

[ID: graffiti that says "we're here, we're queer, we fuck shit up" written on a purple wall. However, it's laid out to read more naturally as "we're we / here fuck / we're shit / queer up". /End ID]

if hearing a girl criticize consumerism and beauty/makeup/anti-body hair culture or even just saying they don't like wearing makeup or shaving or performing femininity immediately makes you label them a pick-me maybe that's your own conscience or internalised guilt projecting just sayin'. maybe she isn't the one who thinks you're anti-feminist for wearing makeup (let's face it she most probably doesn't because most people fucking wear makeup) but your visceral defensiveness at someone just existing outside conventional beauty standards says more about you than it probably does about them

I'll just put this up to pin in case someone wants to commission anything. More technical info is on my carrd. I basically draw anything and everything, feel free to ask stuff or just dm me<3 UPDATE: due to complications, i can't use the paypal i used before(my middleman fell out) , now i only take payment through easystart!

anorthern bunch of commissions for @bloopdydooooo !

[ID: the first drawing is of an anthropomorphic mule and pigeon dancing together. The mule has curly blonde and bright pink hair, a nose ring, a pink crop top with a heart cutout on the chest, and purplish trousers. The pigeon has long blonde and very light pink hair in two plaits and is wearing a pink button up and pink skirt.

The second image is of an anthropomorphic pinkish-purple okapi with cream stripes. She is wearing a gray sleeveless hoodie and dark gray sweatpants and is jogging.

The third image is a headshot of an anthropomorphic tree frog with long dark hair covering half of her face, hiding a large scar. She is wearing a beige jumper and brown jacket and holding a coffee in one hand. /End ID]

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

-- Joseph Smith

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

good lord they died in this glue trap

DNI except on party business

were you /j or /srs when u said you would let me ponder your orb

Mutuals in different timezones:

Turn based friendship

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

@bloopdydooooo this is yiur most recent tensimm fic. to me