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blooooortch

@blortch

rlm fandom archive of sorts. I tag own posts with #blortchmod .
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Anonymous asked:

blortch is retiring the evil is defeated i will never be pranked again 😀 jk i love your blog and always appreciated your POV on the boys and new videos and i will miss your posts if ur leaving us but i wish you the best!!! do u have any other blogs the blortch fans could follow u on? understand if you don't wanna share them tho. happy holidays!! -meatier

wait I thought...I thougt u knew who I am... maybe you forgot >>;

And I'm not making a diff blog in this vein no... my main's different and probably wouldn't have anything RLMblr would be interested in so I won't link it here.

But also since I'm laying things bare atm - there was a kerfuffle/misunderstanding I had with RLMblr long before it was even called RLMblr that led me to create this sideblog and separate myself from my previous online persona. Maybe there are people that can connect the dots as to which blog that was bc for some reason it's resurfaced even though most that knew have moved on. But this is another reason why I can't say my main. It was a long while ago so there's no sense in dredging up this long buried situation...

But anyways. LEGITIMATELY I'll miss you. I truly miss gossiping to gof and being like "dude jenna and jenny posted this and that" (btw send my regards to her too!). And u were such a good sport about the pranks, and the whole arc of how you got to prank me back was so so funny. I wish you the best too !

#blortchmod#i tried to awkwardly message you at times I apologize for them lol
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stupid-interrupted asked:

Blortchie,,,

Have loved seeing ur opinions and funny posts so much, truly makes my day, love to talk about it together. Keep being blortchie,,

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blortch answered:

Well ^^; You're the only person prob that knows the full extent of why I'm leaving lol. I'm thankful to have met you by finding your talent-exuding works through the use of this blog, my life would've truly been wildly different (cough in a bad way cough) had I not met you back then. It makes me feel like my efforts to make myself known in this weird way were ultimately worth it and paid off!

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Heheh in the farewell of blortch I will be serious and say that, meeting blortchie was the best thing to have come from a weird interest in middle aged youtubers, I truly wouldn't change anything through the years its been now and I'm so glad I've been able to meet someone as wonderful, funny, talented, loveable and amazing as you, to think we met through a simple feeding frenzy drawing and fanfic and now to all the adventures and travelling we've been through (my First time ever being on a plane bwhahah) has been some of the best moments of my life.

Going through the toughest period of my life before I met you it felt like I wouldn't achieve anything again so having your support and love not only gave me the courage to try new things and be brave with my life and wanting the best for myself it also gave me my best closest friend ever, I adore you so much and I look forward to chatting and joking around in chats until we meet again hehehheh and I will support and cheer you on regardless of where the journey goes now !

Mwaahk ❤️

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Oh naw.........

#LMAO#blortchmod#i kind of love this ik it's some blog but strangely considering the amount of ppl i've met thru it-#and how much i loved them and continue to love them it kind of makes sense loll
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stupid-interrupted asked:

Blortchie,,,

Have loved seeing ur opinions and funny posts so much, truly makes my day, love to talk about it together. Keep being blortchie,,

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Well ^^; You're the only person prob that knows the full extent of why I'm leaving lol. I'm thankful to have met you by finding your talent-exuding works through the use of this blog, my life would've truly been wildly different (cough in a bad way cough) had I not met you back then. It makes me feel like my efforts to make myself known in this weird way were ultimately worth it and paid off!

#blortchmod#lovie u
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ryujibauman asked:

Heya! Hope you're doing better this holiday season. Seeing the news of blortch retiring almost feels like saying goodbye to an old friend. Its really sad to see you go, but its very understandable and you should do what's best for you first and foremost. This blog truly is one of the Archive™ of RLMblr. I remember how I pretty much used this blog to see how RLMblr was like all those years back, all the pranks, the fun moments, the dead art blogs, the other RLMblr alumni and citizens, and all the drama and shenanigans that I missed but still got to witness. I'll miss all your spicy takes that will sometimes cause mini wars around here, and the weird anons that treated your asks as a confessional booth. I'm sure wherever you'll go next, you'll bring the same heart and the same wit for the things you love to hate and hate to love. This blog was truly one of a kind, it may become inactive in the future, but all these RLMblr moments and the memories they'll forever be intertwined with shall remain here in this special lil corner of the internet. Thank you for everything you have and haven't done for this community, we'll really miss you

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Even though I never really understood your sense of humor (and maybe never will LOL) and was probably annoying to you a lot about it - it was always nice to hear that you supported me with my blog behind the scenes and were legitimately excited about things I posted.

I probably shouldn't talk about this but I want to put this on paper....I'm truly thankful to have you, your craft, your help and your perspective for the [REDACTED] project. We will of course continue our friendship doing other things ! This isn't a farewell between u and me haha

#blortchmod#<33333333
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Anonymous asked:

Please don’t leave! We need a Jay (and Josh) appreciation tumblr! You represent so many of us!! And seriously so true about boring celebrity guests and mikes clear irritating hand of influence. I’d be kinda cool with Jay and Josh (maybe Rich thrown in occasionally) reviews of movies, current and old. The bits are getting kind old, sorry wider rlm community who love any and everything they do.

LOL

#blortchmod#this blog has been inactive-ish for like months how's there still ppl running around that know it#jay#josh#idk either how i feel how I got the legacy of 'rlm hater' when i've done a lot of edits and other fun posts..
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didthatbeautymakeyou asked:

hi blortch! this is halfinthebestoftheworst, just wanted to say that your blog was one of the first rlm blogs i followed on here and i have always appreciated not only your upkeep of this archive but your takes and tags as well. i love that you are so open about your opinions and not afraid to challenge/disagree with folks but i also understand how alienating that must’ve felt at times. so i’m sad you’re leaving, but also i get it, especially if this isn’t fun for you anymore.

before you go, i wanted to thank you for your contributions to rlm-blr and for being genuinely awesome. you will be missed 🥲

wishing you well in life and a happy new year!

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This is so sweet ;_; I appreciated ur blog and ur presence and how u donated to the Palestine fundraiser as well !

#blortchmod#tru blortchers know i'm not quaking in my boots about saying that mike is a lil boring but instead require a whimsy loving rlmblr to surviv
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crashdavis asked:

blortch please don't take this as a hate message because it really isn't I very much appreciate you and your blog but rlm is largely a personality driven enterprise and you seem to hate so many of those personalities! I think expecting other fans of the same thing to agree with you in hating the guys is unrealistic. This isn't because you're stupid or wrong. I totally understand why you don't like Mike or Tim or the celebrity guests but humor is subjective and I enjoy those things. Having Jack Quaid on has been some of my favorite stuff lately. Mike's editing absolutely grates on me sometimes but largely I find it endearing. Your haterism is a totally honest and noble practice and I support you but I think that worrying about people not agreeing with you is going to be unproductive in a space like this where you largely interact with fans, who are naturally going to like and be defensive of Mike. I don't know you and can't speak for you, I am seeing only the tiniest sliver of your life through this blog but you don't seem happy running it. I hope this doesn't come across as preachy or anything I just think that you should feel comfortable stepping away if you want to, or reevaluate the way you think about your opinions and not worry so much about what other people think. Genuinely wishing you peace and love this holiday season sorry for the really long ask and sorry to be such a downer! I hope everything works out!

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The thing about being a corpse is that u can't speak for urself ever again so I thought I'd leave some time to give answers but I think that might take forever so if at any point I stop answering asks it's just bc I'm cutting the last QnA session short

The reasons I'm leaving fill an entire toilet paper roll front and back. Ik I mentioned the reason u probably mean in the past few asks but uh hate is a strong word I don't want them run over by many cars from many different directions... and to say 'I feel out of place' isn't to wish everybody else was of my opinion. There's numerous reasons to feel out of place outside of 'other ppl like the guys way more than I do' that aren't as fandom-brained..................... this ask makes me look a bit like a chicken that got self-conscious about my takes but I've always put my dynamic with RLMblr first over anything else and if I don't fill a space that a sufficient amount of people want then it's not fun for anyone. There has to be a space there for me to fill so that I can stay basically. It would devolve into pointing fingers if I ever said what's made me feel this way in actuality. Ultimately what killed the blog is not anyone in particular but me

#blortchmod#also i don't think it's that 'natural' to me that if i say that mike's mid not bc of his looks will have ppl getting 'defensive'#I genuinely don't understand the holding the celebs that wont see a single post above a fellow person in ur immediate surrounding
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Anonymous asked:

personally didn't mind Tim but I would be glad to see you back because (not counting that weird anon you sometimes get) you are the only other person here who is apparently not obsessed with mike's dick 😔

I'm truly done with pretending that I care about any rlmember beyond Jay (and Josh) 💀

#blortchmod#also yeah this is indeed anothr reason why i can't stay here anymoreeee#i'm so pissed rn that possibly the upcoming videos will have a boring as fuck 'celebrity guest' bc of mike#mike#jay#josh
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Anonymous asked:

Oh ok well I hope you come back soon cause I have no one else to send an ask about how Tim is a boring 4th in botw, but the only positive is that it gives the core 3 guys more time to talk lol

PSJDFKSDFJKSSAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA y'know I told someone recently

"There's no way I belong in rlmblr they actually found Tim funny in the Xmas BOTW"

#blortchmod#idk rich was grumpy for a reason...nobody was being funny lmfao#another reason I wanna leave bc I don't wanna ruin the fun of some ppl on here like I've seemed to have done a number of times haha#tiggins
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Anonymous asked:

what's your favourite piece of the rlm communal wardrobe???

jaybaumansbuzzcut answered:

I am nothing if not a basic-ass bitch, so I'm of course going with the classic gray sweater.

Of course because it evokes the iconic Mike-teases-Jay-for-the-sweater-that's-actually-his moment.

A runner-up that I have never seen mentioned when the communal wardrobe comes up is the Wisconsin basketball muscle tee:

I am also partial to the red smoking jacket thing that both Mike and Josh have worn.

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#o what !! i never spotted that !#mike#jay
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i am always zeroing in on mike's sentimentality (as i know is the case for at least a few of you) and this new re:view really smacked me upside the head, like of course you kept that con flyer of course youre able to lovingly recount the day-in-day-out of this event and ask your wife to go get your signed action figure

anyway mike stoklasa ephemera collection tour when

#re: prev tags i think saying that he doesn't know how to express himself 'properly' is babying him a little too much#the guy is very much expressing himself when he does things like keep mementos everywhere#if it doesn't conform to your idea to saying things out loud explicitly then that doesn't mean he's doing it wrong or clumsily#the man has his own way lol#sry if i misinterpreted btw @abortlogic#mike
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