Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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Go little guy, go!🎵

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

Istuin bussissa ja yhtäkkiä jalkoihini pyöri jalkapallo. Katsoin ympärilleni ja pallon omistajaa ei näkynyt missään. Pallo jatkoi pyörimistään jaloista toisiin bussin liikkuessa, jokainen vuorollaan vilkaisi ympärilleen kun pallo kopsahti. Kaikki vaan hiljaa annettiin sen pallon pyöriskellä vapaana bussissa.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

i thought we scheduled around this

Työpaikalla tapahtuu.

Minä: niin mitä mun piti painaa jos nää rivit on viturallaan?

Työkaveri: sieltä series kohdata kun hiiren oikealla ja sit number the specimen

Minä: ei toimi

Työkaveri: pettikö vanha Windows meidät vihdoin. Voiko kysyä klemmarilta.

Minä: ei taida olla klemmaria tässä. Velho on.

Työkaveri: ei Galdalf mitään auta. Se on myöhäsä kumminkin.

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

suomi on kauniimpi, pinkimpi, pervompi ja tofuisampi tänään

Espoon Westendissä on perinteisesti annettu kaksi ääntä Suomen kommunistiselle puolueelle. Edellisissä vaaleissa ääniä oli vain yksi ja ihmiset on ollu huolissaan et onko Westendin toinen kommunisti kuollut vai muuttanut vai mitä. Mutta näissä kuntavaaleissa SKP oli yhtäkkiä saanut Westendistä KUUSI ääntä?!?!?!