there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

"oh but along the way they realize they actually do want to raise the child together and ultimately keep the baby" no actually they successfully get the abortion and then they get chili dogs or something

neither of them want kids and it's not because they're immature or selfish or afraid of commitment or irresponsible or whatever, they just don't want to be parents and that's not a flaw they overcome. obviously they have other issues because there has to be some kind of arc to this story but deciding to keep a pregnancy that was unplanned and unwanted isn't the solution.

some of you are very determined for this to not be a romance, to which I politely say shut the fuck up and get out of my sandbox. these idiots are going on an abortion roadtrip and they are falling in love on the way so help me god.

Yearning

made using the inspect element.

was that the bite of ‘87???

cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!

Objectum win! The computer loves you back!

i’m dating an astrophysicist

you have to admit it: most if not all animals are very brave. they do a lot of things and dont always know whats going to happen. they have beautiful eternal souls because of this

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one week knowing the character VS 7 months being possessed by The Character thoughts (# 1 character fan)

its crazy how hyraxes can only awawa and scream

hey hold on squiggy the hyrax shut up for a second. has antonin scalia always been in this image

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

my escape from the theraprism au where bill just shows up unannounced and uninvited and starts living with the pines like hes always been there. he doesn't do anything except for be annoying and rude. he's got a parrothead early retiree alcoholic gay uncle vibe going on. nobody wants him there but they can't figure out how to get rid of him.

calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

Man c'mon

posting this for no particular reason