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Bobsyauncle420

@bobsyauncle

PSA: I can’t talk to ppl 😭
🫀🕸️They/He | Queer | Aussie🕸️🫁
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I actually headcanon Hawks being a virgin. I mean, with the hero commission breathing down his neck, his never-ending hero work, and working towards his goal of creating a society where heroes have to much time on their hands our birdman just doesn't have the time. But somehow, he was given the reputation of being a playboy and doesn't understand where it came from.

*Hawks talking with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow*

Hawks: I HAVE NO HOES TOKOYAMI! THESE BITCHES DON'T FUCK WITH ME, SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION!?

Dark Shadow: *can't breathe and is wheezing*

Tokoyami: *staring blankly at Hawks as he continues to scream*

Something I’d like to add: He has no idea how to respond when someone flirts with him, he will just sit there while his brain short circuits

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Man whose entire public image has been crafted by the government: I'm just an authentic guy telling it like it is

Or in the alternative, local man who hasn't processed an emotion in his entire life somehow believes he is in touch with his feelings

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been reading young justice and also harlivy are like top 2 most fun people to make up designs for so heres stuff

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

  • box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable
  • stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.

thank you. the people need to know about the real menace

I had blood drawn once by a plastic tub of sliced turkey at work

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