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*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

Me, reading my fic drafts: Damn this is pretty good, when's the author gonna finish it?

My Ivy The symbolism of fidelity, friendship, and eternity. Not letting go on what it's attached itself to, binding different plants together and giving its love forever. Oh, lovely loyal ivy, with his eternal faithfulness and devotion, undying desires and protection. Remaining evergreen and thriving no matter how harsh and cold the world may be. Oh, lovely resilient ivy, with his continuous endurance and longevity, a gift that represents lasting bonds. I bid you nothing but tender affection and a fulfilling life, to go forth and intertwine your beliefs and affection for those you want to guard. To those you hold dear To those you fight standing for To those who need your unyielding sword Oh, my lovely little ivy, I know you will do so much. No matter where you stand amongst your fellow plants, I will forever love you and only you. My loyal, resilient, little ivy. My knight.

-o7

colorblind pride flag just dropped

close friendship

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.

i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!

a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.

these cars were gay and there is nothing you can do about it

This is going to be an out of nowhere post, but did anyone else notice that the Hippie car and the Veteran car from the Cars movies are kind of gay????

Like, they're very gay?

Hippie car is like, "There's a lot of love out there," (or something) and leans on Veteran car with a smile and then Veteran car grumbles and pushes him off and is like, "Stop embarrassing me,"

And this is AFTER bickering like an old married couple the whole rest of the movie?

Oh, they were also sitting together in the end credits short at the outdoor movie. Just like McQueen and Sally or The King and his wife were. Very interesting...

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being conservative

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

Kiss kiss

This is just very funny to me.

Not even his robot child likes him

some recent sketches from twitter

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

Lifeweaver mains get your man (talking to myself)