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Kush loud like Fatman Scoop

@bonerfart / bonerfart.tumblr.com

Hi im callum
Turn ons: go-getters, whiz-kids, busy beavers, corporate dynamos, hot-shots, industry heavy-weights, wheelers + dealers
Turn offs: ne'er-do-wells, vagrants, vagabonds, itinerants, ramblers, transients, layabouts,

homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…

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Okay sorry that the news, media, and our peers consistently advertise one but not the other, but I’m glad everyone sharing this un-ironically are naturally perfect, rational, deep thinking, and intelligent human beings. Please explain more about how superior you are to everyone else.

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404

when grandma cant figure out how to use the new iphone she got for christmas: 

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