vibes like a softball to the noggin

do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs

think I'm good on this one

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

so I'm crying over a shiw that isn't Doctor Who but now that I'm crying over a show I'm thinking of Doctor Who and now I'm crying over 9's last episode. HE WAS MY FIRST DOCTOR AND HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY FAVOURITE!!! Anyway Imma go cry some more while watching the Hologram scene

waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

I found this hilarious post stating elons girlfriends as typical c drama concubines and I'm loosing it

Bonus

Can we skip straight to the part where he concocts and drinks the "elixir of immortality" that's two-thirds mercury by weight?

You mean his ketamine overdose?

Here is Taako as I MEANT to do him last time, 64x64 pixels in the style of a Stardew Valley NPC portrait!

^ itty bitty boy

And his character sprite!

Image description:

The first image is pixel art of Taako, a portrait from the chest up. He is an elf with big pointed ears and pink skin that is shaded and outlined in magenta and purple hues, with light freckles on his cheeks. He wears an inquisitive expression, with one dark eyebrow raised. His eyes are blue and looking slightly to the right. His hair is pale golden, with two strands framing his face on either side, and a curly strand over his forehead. He wears it in a braid that drapes down his leftmost shoulder. He wears an indigo shirt and a lavender cloak worn around his shoulders. On his head is a large wizard's hat, which goes out of frame but flops back over to the right in a tapered end. The topmost portion of the hat is dark blue, while the underside is periwinkle and drapes back toward the middle of the hat, creating a ribbing effect. The hat is accented in gold, with an ornate band where the brim meets the upper fabric, and golden hoops dangle around the brim, and from the tip of the hat.

The second image is of the same character, but this time a 16x32 pixel full body sprite. We see his full body now, though only his eyes are detailed on the face. He wears near-black pants and blue-grey boots that reach his knees.

End description.

God literally couldn't give me a divorce because I'd be rock hard aaallll the tiiiime

dick. A penis. Not divorce

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito

'Coastal Landscape'. William Trost Richards. 1901.

Dancing in Chinese hanfu.

my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(

me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??

6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O

it was honestly so fucking adorable because she was SO excited to impart with me the news that gay marriage exists, but then instantly heartbroken that wlw couples were robbed of all romance as they couldn’t possibly do the flamenco together