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I'm Tony. 32 years old. Gay (he/him). Canadian. Taken. Send me a message or creep my blog if you want to know more about me.

Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

WIZARD WRAPPED

  • You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
  • You pondered your orb for 985 hours
  • You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - thatโ€™s in the top 6% of wizards!
  • You gained 5 familiars
  • Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
  • Your cup size is H
  • Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
  • Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
  • You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
  • You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

welcome to paris. we have ceded parts of our city to the feral dogs, and people will try to physically attack you specifically in real time combat. this is what a redevelopment plan looks like

I love watching movie credits like whoa all these people worked on this movie. And not one of them at any of point was like whoa don't you think this movie is perhaps too dark and you can't see shit?

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