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President and CEO of Super Weenie Hut Jr.

@doctor-roman

Mike. He/Him. 33.
Formerly odric-master-swagtician.
Resident Jalter simp.
Blog header by @shokansenn on Twitter.

SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO BLOODBORNE BECAUSE SONY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO BREAK OPEN A PIGGY BANK IT’S SITTING ON

I’N GONNA FUCKING CREAM MYSELF AT WORK

HOW

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL RIGHT NOW

This week’s chapter in Psychology covers Gender and Sex, the first of which I know a lot about because all my tumblr mutuals have one.

Never heard of the second one tho.

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

  • Don't feed the trolls
  • Never give out personal information
  • Anonymity is the best defense
  • Don't click suspicious links
  • Don't click popups and ads
  • Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true
  • You are responsible for your own experience
  • There is porn of everything, act accordingly

I really want to check out Monster Hunter Wilds, but with school ramping up this week, I cannot afford to give myself the distraction 🫠

Anonymous asked:

me, coincidentally reading a post about Dante on Reddit, scrolling down to the top comment made by one "master-swagtician": wait a minute

:)

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*kicks door down*

DANTE ALIGHIERI HAS BEEN ADDED TO FGO

ONE OF MY FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURES AND FAVORITE AUTHOR HAS MADE IT TO THE GAME

FUCK HE LOOKS SO COOL

I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m sooooooo normal.

@pikagatogirltits The beautiful, chef’s kiss thing about this depiction of Dante is that he’s a Pretender because he is Actual, Real Life Dante Alighieri of 1265 Florence, Italy PRETENDING TO BE…

The Dante Alighieri who travelled through The Divine Comedy.

He’s literally just a self insert. Himself pretending to be his fictional, fan made version of himself.

UGH, everything about him is a reference to The Divine Comedy, from his skills to his attacks - his NP is literally the gate to Hell and named “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here” I’m gonna FUCKING NUT

His extra attack is literally Gustav Dore’s depiction of The Paradiso, everything about him is a slam fucking dunk and I gotta wait TWO YEARS to get him on NA 😭😭😭

*kicks door down*

DANTE ALIGHIERI HAS BEEN ADDED TO FGO

ONE OF MY FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURES AND FAVORITE AUTHOR HAS MADE IT TO THE GAME

FUCK HE LOOKS SO COOL

I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m sooooooo normal.

@pikagatogirltits The beautiful, chef’s kiss thing about this depiction of Dante is that he’s a Pretender because he is Actual, Real Life Dante Alighieri of 1265 Florence, Italy PRETENDING TO BE…

The Dante Alighieri who travelled through The Divine Comedy.

He’s literally just a self insert. Himself pretending to be his fictional, fan made version of himself.

Avatar
Reblogged

*kicks door down*

DANTE ALIGHIERI HAS BEEN ADDED TO FGO

ONE OF MY FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURES AND FAVORITE AUTHOR HAS MADE IT TO THE GAME

FUCK HE LOOKS SO COOL

I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m sooooooo normal.

*kicks door down*

DANTE ALIGHIERI HAS BEEN ADDED TO FGO

ONE OF MY FAVORITE HISTORICAL FIGURES AND FAVORITE AUTHOR HAS MADE IT TO THE GAME

FUCK HE LOOKS SO COOL

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