CAKE GOD

alphys visits a medical doctor

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

I am so excited to find out what the population of Heard and McDonald Islands have to say about being in the firing line of dickheads tariffs.

(No one lives on the islands- except penguins. He is imposing tarrifs on penguins, who as far as I’m aware aren’t big on importing/exporting goods)

If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??

Pale Fire

?????

What a great quote from this article on competitive Microsoft Excel

competitive WHAT NOW?

Rest in peace, River Boy. We’ll listen to you, still.

Edit, and for context:

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

guy who could be exposed to 20 sv of ionizing radiation and be fine

Ichor's Vessel au true ending

ask: Narinder dreamt the true ending and for a week he was doubly neat and hissed at any axolotl he saw

So we're clear, we are well past constitutional crisis at this point, this is literally the soft coup, the only stage left is when they start ignoring the lawyer and arrest (or worse) anyone who is trying to stop them.

[ID: a rough doodle of a grimacing person, labelled "me," opening a bottle of sparkling cider, labelled "cider that apparently got shookened." the bottle shoots a blast of cider, labelled "Beam Attack," at a cat, labelled "gertrude."]

Chat, is this true?

because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here

also, you may see a post come across your dash that is entirely indecipherable untill you see another post 10-15 posts later

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

Seriously, this is extremely Rosa Parks coded. Good looking, religious college girl. It's the whole playbook. She also added this selfie.

I support her and hope this goes as well as it can.

Shoutout to trans women for being the only ones to do something actually politically radical with the recent trend of girlcore catholicism

Her name is Marcy Rheintgen

Marcy Rheintgen!