Like no one ever was

dreamt there was a disco elysium style game where you play as vegeta on namek. there was a multiple minute skill argument about trying not to piss yourself when frieza goes into his final form, and the line "no warrior would piss himself in fear. a warrior pisses himself as a threat" haunts me

this post still gets notes sometimes and right now all i can think about is vegeta trying to find a cat in the alps

Survivors Pragmatism: Oh sweet Super Saiyan God. We thought it was bad when he transformed the first time.

Saiyan Pride: Still, baiting him into transforming was what a true Saiyan Elite should do, so we did it.

Energy Sensing: WE ARE FUCKED. WE ARE FUCKED.

Great Ape: Yeah, even WE can't win this.

Survivors Pragmatism: Our only hope now is Kakarot, and even that's a massive longshot.

Saiyan Pride: We are NOT relying on that fool!

Bodily Realities: Bladder control is failing.

Saiyan Pride: We are NOT giving Frieza the satisfaction of pissing ourselves in fear!

Bodily Realities: It's non-negotiable.

Great Ape: Urine can mark our territory. We are standing our ground. Asserting our claim.

Saiyan Pride: Now that makes sense. No warrior would piss himself in fear. A warrior pisses himself as a threat.

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

posts from the timeline where starfish are the dominant civilization

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

in times like these at least i have the character

circle of sleep <3

you know damn well jake be inhaling every single bit of smoke inside the pipe without finn knowing. finn would still be convinced he was high and jake would lose his fucking gourd laughing

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

unknown forces compelled me to draw this

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling