pussy hairs

what was everyone's first mitski song ever. mine was crazy it was happy i think i blacked out for about an hour

I'm a woman and neither do I. sick of hyperfeminine girlies assuming all women are obsessed with their appearance like that

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

i love those makeup/skincare ads that are presenting you with a before+after except that there is literally no noticeable difference whatsoever. did your marketing guy mess up or am i not delusional enough for this

three guesses what this is trying to sell me rn

ear remover

its me. im the april fool.

reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

for april fools i will be a functioning woman for at least one hour

"Beauty sleep" really is a thing. Don't underestimate how much your skin and body will rejuvenate and maintain itself with proper sleeping and relaxation. Incorporating a good sleeping routine combined with proper dieting and a skin regiment are crucial to maintaining a healthy appearance.

I am obsessed with this botched restoration of a 19th century statue of saint anthony

Look at how yassified he is

stop borrowing grief from the future challenge FAILED