i’m a little boy and i’ve hurt my knee.

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

you may think it took the terror fandom a lot of effort and dedication to become the #1 producer of erectile dysfunction fics but let me tell u. it wasn't hard

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Free him

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live

Me approaching the end of March:

Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

You're all fucking welcome

"gaining eight notes in two years" is devastating

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

i want more people to write ambiguously straight stories. two people of different genders have a deep and important connection that could be either platonic or romantic, but it’s never directly addressed. other characters don’t comment on it and the whole thing is left up for interpretation. they don’t kiss.

Pacific Rim wins yet again.

Shit, you're so right.

Michael K. Williams for the Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey (2010)

There

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf