Now there’s 2 of them!

Don’t poke the bear sword

Link x Paya x Zelda shorts

—line break—

Paya: I didn't drink that much last night.

Link: You were flirting with Zelda.

Paya: So what? They're our girlfriend.

Link: You asked if they were single.

Link: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

—line break—

Paya: looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Link: Zelda's in the kitchen.

—Line break—

Link: *yawns*

Paya: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Link: Then you must be exhuasted.

Zelda: Will you two shut up? Some of us are trying to grade student papers

—Linebreak—

Paya: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Link: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Paya: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Zelda: Yeah, probably. I do the same thing.

—Line break—

Zelda: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Link: I’m “a couple of things”.

Paya: I’m “got distracted”.

—Line break—

Zelda: So, what is Link to you?

Paya: The reason I wake up every morning.

Zelda: ...That’s adorable.

Link earlier that morning, barging into Paya′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

—Linebreak—

Link, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Zelda, not looking up from their book: Really? Paya, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

—Line break—

Paya: I’m this close to falling in love with you and Link.

Zelda: Your fingertips are touching, and it’s “Link and you”

Paya: Exactly.

—Line break—

Zelda: Did Paya just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Link: Yeah, they did.

Zelda: And did I just do finger guns back?

Link: Yeah, you did.

Zelda: what did you do when she confessed to you?

Link: I offered her a cooked rock

—Line break—

Zelda: *kisses Paya*

Paya: !

Zelda: ...Did you steal my chapstick?

Paya: Did- did I what?

Zelda: My chapstick, Paya. Did you steal it?

Link: Zelda, for the love of God, not this again.

Paya: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.

Zelda: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold in castle town shop one hundred years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for 100 years. No one uses the same chapstick for 100 years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.

Paya: Chocolate and popcorn?

Link: Why do you think it got discontinued?

Later-

Link in a talking head: it was me, I stole it. I thought it was candy, then Paya kissed me.

—line break—

Link: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Paya: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Paya: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Link: ...

Zelda:, with a proud smile: And THAT'S one of the people I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

—Linebreak—

Zelda: You need a hobby.

Paya: I have a hobby!

Zelda: Fawning over Link isn’t a hobby.

—Linebreak—

Zelda: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...

Link: I just want us to marry Paya!!

Zelda: I KNOW WE DO BUT WE CANT FIND A GOOD ENOUGH RING!

Link: Zelda I love you and I love our girlfriend and she will love any ring we give her!

Paya: yeah what he said!

—Linebreak—

Paya: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Link, blushing: Okay.

Zelda: It's summer.

Link: and you’re not cold

Zelda: I’m freezing

*holds Paya hand*

Zelda: holy hylia you are cold

—Linebreak—

Zelda: Link annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Paya: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Zelda: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

Ruto: You look good in that hoodie.

Randall : You know where else I'd look good?

Ruto zero hesitation: My bed.

Randall at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

A Yiga foreshadowing

Gerudo yoga pt3

Groose: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Impa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Groose: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Gerudo yoga pt2

Twilight : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Midna: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Twilight : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Midna: Is it working?

Randall The Hyrule soldier AU: New Captain

Gerudo yoga pt1

Nicknames pt. Final