this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

Just one guy? Just one, Spider-maAann.

­ Or woman! We don't know.

­ ...for suᵘuᵤre,

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If you can't find me on Tumblr, forgive me, I might die these days. Every day gets worse than the day before. Some money can make me live in peace....

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In this narrow view, you become my world.

Ahhh, true companionship. Huzzah! Officiated, with tenderness!

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

when did "bullying" come to mean "facing social consequences for behaving in an objectively harmful way"? when I was little it meant kids put me in the trash can at school

i'm never believing a conservative about bullying again because you'll say you're being bullied and it's like. someone pointing out you were racist online

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

One morning of waking up with my pain at a 3 or 4 when for the past week I'd been waking up at a 6 or 7 on the pain scale: oh wow I guess I was just faking and being overdramatic about my pain this whole time

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

“so peeping” as a slugcat descriptor enthralled me…

our brain when something stressful happens