1x03 || 3x13

In honor of spooky month finally arriving, I’d like everyone to look at these pics of Hugh holding two giant pumpkins.

S2 Hannibal is so embarrassing, all Will had to do was cry a lil and bat his pretty eyelashes and Hannibal practically threw himself at his feet.

stop being funny on my own post

bryan you’re killing me

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

call her 9/11 the way her bush is melting my steal beam

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

Jesse: yo Mr. White, can I have some cookies

Walter: Cookies.......cookies, Jesse, COOKIES?! You're just going to spoil your dinner, just like that? After all that waiting, MY stew that I've been cooking is almost ready, and you want to ruin it over NOTHING?

Jesse: chocolate chip ain't nothin yo

Walter: Jesse, look at me. Would I lie to you. About my stew being really yummy. What would I have to GAIN from that.

Jesse: jeez forget it

I put more effort into this than what it was worth

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come close to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee