Reblogged kvotheunkvothe
Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
Reblogged bunjywunjy
RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
Reblogged melodichordata
Reblogged primareira
you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED
you have a wha
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quadriceps-deactivated20171230
why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me
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Reblogged theparadoxblade
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
Reblogged bizzyizzyg
once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays
Let's all block op
You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays
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dionysus big naturals
hey so this is simultaneously the best and worst reply you could have ever made to my post
Reblogged savleye
Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.
me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass
Reblogged bizzyizzyg
if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck
he invaded iraq???
Reblogged primareira
grfld45
.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard
Imagine how I feel
Reblogged primareira
predstrogen
Anonymous asked:
hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing
peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain
Reblogged scullyitwasaliens
He wants me to fuck him through the hole in his hazmat suit so bad but lowkey it isnt even him in there anymore