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baby bird burrito!!! that boy likes to be so cozy! and a part of him never grows out of it….

Anonymous asked:

Hiya in ur deaged Timmy au, do you think Dick ever fought with Jason over Tim’s attention or got extreme jealous?

i think dick is really happy that jason and timmy get along so well but he’s also personally going through it

thank you @feyburner for the dialogue

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Simon Riley X Reader: Domestic Headcanons

Warnings: Simon misses his Mum :c, fluffy

  • Simon has very few fond memories of his family but he remembers how his Mum used to cook during the holidays, and would always involve him in the food prep to distract him from his Dad's foul mood.
  • After losing his family, cooking just isn't the same without his Mum, and even if he isn't on a mission he tries to avoid being in the kitchen because it just aches for him.
  • But then you come along, working on base under Laswell and Simon constantly hears you fiddling around in the kitchen. He avoids investigating like the plague for the first few weeks but eventually, his curiosity gets the better of him.
  • He finds you covered in flour in mid-October, making a pumpkin pie crust from scratch, and has to just stand there for a moment and watch in befuddlement as you swear at the bowl you just tipped over.
  • There's something bubbling on the stove, and you're too distracted to notice that your simmer pot is going to boil over. You've got a mix of orange and lemon slices with diced apple and cinnamon sticks. It's just like how his Mum used to make them.
  • The click of the stove dial has you jumping, having not noticed the shadowy figure of Ghost slipping into the kitchen.
  • "Heat's too high," he says, and you blink at him in confusion before understanding settles on your pretty face.
  • "Shoot! I...forgot to turn that down when I..." you gestured awkwardly to the bowl of flour and he tilts his masked chin downwards at you.
  • You give him an awkward smile before returning to the task of making your dough.
  • He doesn't leave immediately, just watches you struggle a bit with kneading the dough before he huffs and yanks his gloves off, pushing you to the side as he surprises you by properly kneading the dough, and laying it in the pie pan perfectly.
  • You watch him from the corner of your eye as you finish making the filling, and add it to the pie crust.
  • You can hardly believe that you're baking a pie with Lieutenant Ghost. You shrug it off however and pull two mugs from the cupboard, filling them both with the contents of your pot, however, when you turn around to offer him one, he's already gone.
  • The second time you're in the kitchen making apple turnovers for your co-worker's birthday, the window is open for you to enjoy an early November rainy day, and you're in your coziest pair of socks.
  • You almost don't recognize him, jumping at the sight of the tall blonde man who has materialized out of thin air to peel your apples. His eyes peek at you over the top of a black surgical mask, and you feel your heart stop, then start up again with a disjointed stutter as you take in the familiar chocolatey color.
  • He doesn't say anything, just peels the apples until the bag is empty. You reach for the last one and realize there's no Leuitenant to be seen.
  • The third time he joins you you're trying to perfect your gravy recipe. Most of the base's inhabitants have gone home for the holidays, but the few that have remained are planning a Thanksgiving potluck.
  • "You're still here." He actually makes you jump.
  • "Couldn't afford plane tickets for Christmas and Thanksgiving, and I'm not missing my Dad's pumpkin log and hot cocoa," you explain
  • He hums softly, leaning against the counter as he examines your cheese biscuits.
  • Your eyes widen slightly when you see him pull the surgical mask down just enough to take a large bite of the biscuit he nabbed off the tray.
  • You're greeted with the sight of a sharp jaw and full lips, and you quickly pull your eyes away, focusing on the gravy in your pot.
  • Something doesn't taste quite right, and you frown softly. Ghost leans over to take a deep whiff, bumping your shoulder in the process.
  • "You added salt?"
  • You offer him a deadpan expression.
  • "Scoot," he orders, pushing you aside and fishing a spoon out of the drawer. He nods to himself after a taste and proceeds to add a hefty helping of rosemary.
  • You try not to think about the fact that you've never seen his face before now as you try his concoction. It's not bad. "Where'd you learn how to cook, Ghost?"
  • He stares deeply at you for a few seconds, before he sets the spoon in the sink. "My Mum."
  • He leaves you after that, and you doubt you're going to see him at the potluck.
  • You don't see him in the kitchen again until December, and you're baking snickerdoodles to leave the boys with when you return to your family.
  • He's avoided the kitchen for a few weeks, and you're strangely relieved to see him lurking there.
  • "Wanted to give you this before you left."
  • He holds out a carefully wrapped package, and you accept it with a dumbfounded expression. He's out the door again before you've even thanked him.
  • A few days later you're sitting in the armchair of your parents' house, a pile of unwrapped presents at your feet as you carefully tear away the paper concealing the Leuitenant's gift. You're greeted with the sight of an old leather-bound book, one filled with handwritten recipes you realize upon closer inspection and an elegant Mrs. Riley engraved on the front page.
  • You have a feeling Ghost will be joining you in the kitchen more often. Maybe even Simon.

AN: Requests are always open!

Martha’s wellbeign

I was rewatching Batman (2022) for the millionth time, and I was thinking:

Thomas Wayne was right to give that cease-and-desist letter to that journalist guy because the information that he got would be more damaging for Martha than Thomas electoral campaign.

Listen, Martha Wayne’s parents died. Her mom kills her dad and then turns the gun on herself. She’s traumatized to the point that she needed to be hospitalized against her will, judging by the photos of her running away from the nurses.

At some point, she gets better and goes on to marry Thomas and have Bruce. She’s living normally with her family and helping her husband with his political career. The whole world finding out what exactly happened to her parents and her ending up in an asylum would reopen Martha’s wounds and send her back into a deep spiral.

Maybe she would receive sympathy from the people of Gotham. She was a woman who went through trauma and got better. It’s not like she committed a crime, but at the same time, she would probably like her private information not to be revealed to the public.

I don’t know; it was also the early 2000s by the movie timeline.

Sure, I could explain that Bruce being depicted as a bad father when he's one of the most influential male characters is a dirty trick to convince male consumers and impressionable audiences that violance and "tough love" is something to be celebrated for its Big Brain Complexity for the 100th time,

but saying "girl fuck them kids and fuck you too" is much funnier

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blissful--moon-deactivated20250

since y’all seem to be cackling at my COD memes here’s more enjoy 😭

Anonymous asked:

Batboys fav cuddle positions?

Bruce - usually comes to bed late so he’ll slide in behind you on his side, the side closest to the door, and press his chest flush against your back. One hand rests loosely over your chest (to feel your heartbeat) and the other slides between the mattress and your body, hand settling on your stomach. He wants to protect you, even in his sleep.

Dick - laid spread eagle with your head on his chest. He’s an acrobat and loves to be free, but he also loves the steady weight of you on him.

Jason - one: your breath tickles his neck as a steady reminder. He rests his chin on your head and keeps one hand steady at the base of your neck, occasionally kneading at the muscle there to get the tension out. You grasp the front of his shirt with tightly clenched fists as a reassurance that he won’t leave. OR two: his cheeks is pressed against your chest as you card your fingers through his hair. He holds you tightly around the waist and shuts his eyes against his traitorous mind. You kiss the top of his head with a tender touch. He won’t be healed, but he will know peace.

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