it completely slipped my mind for a long time, but I finally got around to making a pinned post!

About Me: 

novice humphrey (i've not completed my monastic training!! the 'brother' in my url is purely aspirational)

he/him/himself

they/them/themself

monk/monk/monkself

by our most Beloved and Cherished infirmarian, @monkbrother-thomas! for a most Modest fee he can create for you similar delightful illustrations; go commission him!!

chanting, herbs, healing, manuscripts, The Lord, reading, writing, walking through the herb garden, prayer, contemplation, Glee

satan, brother eustace, terfs, klance shippers _______ (OOC: this is a 15th-century monk RP blog; my posts will contain elements of unreality. I tag everything with 'monkposting', so feel free to block the tag if unreality will affect you. my real life pronouns are he/she (alternately!) and i am an adult. farnham is a real place; farnham monastery is not.)

farnham monastery x nintendo crossover event, they launch a new game called pokémonk, which is like pokémon but it's all monks. you can fill out your monkedex and collect them all (once you get all the obedientiaries in the benedictine monkedex you unlock the other orders), or you can devote your time to one special monk, and evolve it from an oblate all the way to abbot. you can work your way up through battling and become the champion, which is the pope, because everyone knows that the way we get a new pope is by defeating him in combat. and also palpitoad is still there. no reason, i just like that one.

some of the nuns are serving nunt* today

*nun cunt

i hear once a monk becomes holy enough they get to learn waterbending. which is why i pay extra attention in the scriptorium unlike SOME novices

why is the confessional sticky? WHO has been having lollipops in here and not sharing them????

pigeon hath made its nest on the narrow ledge beside the stained glass window depicting Christ as a Babe

praise marry kill: rosemary thyme and lovage

guys, stop saying a tangfastic would kill me!! i've survived Several terrible fevers!! it'd take at least Two tangfastics to properly finish me off!!!!

picture the scene: monastery justdance. brother nathaniel has just finished and so it's my turn. i'm sweating. i look to the prior but he offers no guidance. i select: judas by lady gaga. i look back to the prior. he's shaking his head