Were Leet trans, she'd be fucked. Her past self already wasted all the biological tech on life-sized goombas and what-not. So she has to jury-rig herself a pussy out of teleporters and hard-light projectors and frost gauntlets.
greg vader is on the phone, he just received a death threat.
Greg vader is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but little does greg know, this sandwich is laced with cyanide
Greg died in pain, he didn't have a funeral service because nobody would come, PHO users raised enough money for a casket and burial stating: "his Alexandria x crawler smut fanfic recs were always good. No matter how obscure the ship, you bet greg had it."
A newspaper was published three days after his burial. After the city firedthe Brookton bay coroner for making the cadavers throw ABB gang signs and taking selfies with them, the new coroner reviewed the notes and ruled the death as suspicious. This prompted a swift investigation into Mr Vader's death.
After much police work, along with the work of a precog, the suspect "wormblr" was charged with the murder of greg vader. The felon stated to the press "I would do it again. I don't care put me behind bars and throw away the key. Fuck that guy."
just realized I never posted this
> ASK FOR DETAILS ABOUT THE WORST MOMENTS OF THEIR LIVES
yes jack we see the fit
Worm if it was set in the 2020s
