BunnyGirlStew

Pred visiting you in the middle of the night and leaving your friend on your doorstep. They're covered in bites and scratches but other than that they seem fine. The pred watches you expectantly, pawing at your friend to keep still every time they try and get up, and you realize the pred must've thought you didn't know how to hunt. You pick up your friend, tossing them over your shoulder and go inside, closing the door so the pred doesn't see you aren't eating your friend.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL

ORGANICALLY

ON MY TIMELINE

It’s like seeing the face of god

Multiple people have said they would cannibalise me in a "desert island or Franklin Expedition type situation." Which could mean nothing

yeah I wouldn't worry about it.

dragon: (turns on their big rgb gaming pc) 7 kobolds show up and loaf around it for warmth

Kobolds are a low-maintenance pet, as long as they have a constant source of warmth.

Kobold Heritage Post

imagining a dragon sized desk/gaming setup, hanging out in your lair.

how do you explain to your gaming buddies the noise when all your kobolds start yipping excitedly in the background? like ah, brb guys, my kobolds brought in another princess/took down an adventuring party/ ordered thousands of chicken nuggets.

asked a group of folk if shrimps were bugs and one said bugs is shrimp cus shrimp came first and shes a fucking visionary for that

Eel (-w-) He’s found the perfect cave to hide in; its warm and soft even if it squeezes at him when he moves—

these past 5 months have felt like 10000 lifetimes AND YET *knuckles going white, neck tensing* we stay silly

Naughty kobolds get put in the soup >:3

I should've accounted for this

You guys get to go in a bigger more spacious soup pot with better vegetables

christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

hello miss dragon, kobold union rep here. we got a complaint that you put the snacks on the top shelf

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

I don't give a fuck any more if i see you posting about the shitty neoliberal wizard books I'm blocking you on site. Also kys.

I am absolutely agreeing with this.

Fuck you if you support her and value a stupid fucking franchise over the lives of real people.