all's well that ends

Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)

Queen

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

i'll acknowledge it

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

It's free slug

begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶

trying to decide if I would actually get in trouble for this in the lab

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

happy 10 years to the Down With Cis bus!

love when u get an audio message n ur reading the transcript n like halfway thru there is just a bunch of road rage expletives before they get back to the point :3

literally my favorite thing

I think about this everytime someone comes into my lane

Wow! What a great Direct! Some really interesting looking games and really cool upgrades to older games!

I can't wait to get a Switch 2! Wait what's that the announced the price?

Never mind, I think in fact can wait to get a Switch 2!

Best twitter interaction I've seen in a long time

somebody reminds me to do the game rosy tagged me in tomorrow bc I'm at a concert. last song I listened to being a cover of fast car by a band nobody has ever heard of it kinda funny though

concert was so good <3 when bert said the used is the best band in the world and also that a box full of sharp objects is the best song ever written he was right <3

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

They should make it easier for trans women

reading pliny the elder discussing the intense debate on the topic of whether or not fish breathe (he thinks yes because fish do other things that require respiration such as smelling, hearing, and sleeping (?)) which is legitimately interesting however i cannot leave out the fact that his response to people having scientific disagreements is "do whatever you want forever"