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all's well that ends

@buoyantsaturn / buoyantsaturn.tumblr.com

C.J. - 25 - mirror pronouns (she/they/he) ☽ i love hayley williams ☾ ✩  buy me a coffee  ✩
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Reblogged glassamphibians
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Feature ideas I have to make tumblr worse

  • Unfollow notifications. When someone unfollows you, you receive a notification about it. The notification includes the last post of yours that the unfollower saw so you know what the final straw was.
  • If the unfollower was a mutual then this notification comes with stats about how long you were mutuals and a list of comutuals who have to pick sides in the divorce. The comutuals receive this notification too
  • Ability to edit other people's replies.
  • Ability to edit other people's blog themes.
  • The ability to gift debuffs like those cooking competition shows. Pay $15 to make someone you hate only be allowed to post 20 times a day. Pay $30 and they can only make posts out of the set of pre-approved family-friendly message options like the Webkinz chatroom.
  • De-blaze. Halt someone else's post right in its tracks by removing all impressions. The more a post is circulating the more expensive this is.
  • 30 Day Trial Follows. When you follow someone you can't unfollow them for at least 30 days because c'mon, don't you wanna at least give them a chance?
  • Obligatory "Tumblr houses". You have to act really really excited for the yearly sportsball tournament or risk being shadowbanned. Your blog is forcibly themed after your Tumblr house.
  • Obligatory name, face, and address when you sign up. This isn't for verification or anything this is explicitly for doxxing. Hopefully you'll think twice about posting your rancid My Little Pony take now that you know the whole fandom can be at your doorstep in an hour.
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Haha, 😊 surely you mean it links to like some speculative information similar to my first point and--

Oh.

Oh yeah no it links to this post.

Awesome. Hope this helps!

#30 follow rule would ruin me#i regularly open this app to discover that tumblr has followed people for me#i think only once have i not immediately unfollowed them#do you know what hell my dash would be if i was stuck with some of these people tumblr chose for me
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Reblogged stemmmm
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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

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Reblogged torsamors
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actually what's the worst thing a doctor has said or done to you

#i told a doctor I'd had consistent pain for 5 years and wanted an ultrasound and that I've already established that it doesn't depend on#what i do or dont eat. and so she told me to go on a specific diet. at Christmas 😭#5 years and 2 doctors later i finally got the ultrasound and guess who has a Thing in their stomach!!#guess who has to get more imaging done tomorrow!!#anyway ik that's not even that bad so i will share my mom's#she too had horrible stomach pain and her gyn told her she just needed to take a big shit#turns out her endometriosis was so bad it destroyed one of her ovaries and was starting to eat at her intestines#wait also that time a doctor told me mom to rush me to the hospital bc my kidneys were shutting down when i was 4#dude didn't know what a sinus infection looked like. somehow
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