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do you do commissions?
yes! here is my commission sheet!
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No context this scene sounds like they're telling House to get his bisexuality under control
The context does not make it better, he's literally choosing who to have a date with
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
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may i share with you the best video on the internet
Hardware store saturday
Source: vk.com
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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
the reviews are in
OP don't listen to them you are cool and valid and you should write at least another couple of verses
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wild zero 1999
Spoilers, but the context is so good!
This scene is a Japanese man hallucinating a rockstar to keep him going thru a zombie apocalypse - while the man is currently fighting with the surprise that the Thai woman he's been hanging around with after rescuing from zombies is trans. His crisis is thankfully brief as hell, and he jumps right back to "well I love her no matter what!" For 1999, it's fantastic, honestly.
Well damn, gonna have to watch this.
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.
I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.
When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.
So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.
The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 🌈
As if to mock me directly, they are now going out of their way to have sex in front of her while she just floats there like
I've turned off the light so that maybe they'll include her by accident. 🤫
Free fish!
(Created by accident in the dark.)
I need you all to know, I sat on this news for 72 hours, closely monitoring, waiting for more to be born and this is it. There are 4 of them. 😂
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"Accidentally discovered straight sex while confused in the dark" is like. The opposite of a porn premise.
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Absolutely disgusting dystopia we are living in. The machine tells me I can not deactivate it. I am spray-bottle-ing it and getting an extension but holy fuck how do you force this feature onto your users without an option to disable it. That's genuinely disgusting.
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My state is banning "obscene depictions of minors in content (or someone that looks like one)"
It's safe to say that they don't care about protecting real kids. If they did, child marriage and child beauty pageants would be outlawed.
More than likely, they're using this to conveniently label LGBT content as obscene and then ban it, regardless of context. But of course, if I question this, I'll be called a pedophile.
remember: They say a word like "obscene" and you think "Oh, when they say obscene, that means obscene. As in, you know, really bad things. Well, I definitely am against really bad things. This sounds like maybe a good idea."
Except the thing is that the are not using words in good faith. When they say "obscene", they mean the things that are obscene to *THEM*, not the things that are obscene to you.
Some things that conservatives find obscene: Queers existing anywhere. Women having the right to vote and medical control of their own bodies. Anyone having sexual autonomy. Interracial marriage. Equal pay. Immigrants breathing near them (anywhere within a 2500 mile radius). A Black person making eye contact with them. People speaking a different language where they can hear it.
By the definition they are thinking of, an "obscene depiction of a minor" could be a photograph of an interracial couple on their wedding day, smiling together with their daughter, the flower girl. You think this is a joke? Nope. This is Fascism 101, baby.
Your "obscene" and their "obscene" are not the same thing.
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