Lover Of Bush, Crafts, And Buscraft

i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i'm like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can't extract them.

so i go in for that and i'm sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says "so you've been coming here for a while right?" and i am like "oh yeah since i was a little kid" and she replies "yeah, i thought so, there's one note on your file and it's 'patient likes dinosaurs and bugs'"

And do you still like dinosaurs and bugs?

Good news, everyone

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

this post is sufjan stevens to me

lets glow serenely with mama

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

Hi everyone, I wanted to share some promising developments about a nasal COVID-19 vaccine:

"THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED!"

Link to said study:

Link to thread on Bluesky: /profile/sailorrooscout.bsky.social/post/3kyoj6hgihr2v

Kindly mention that it was Japanese researchers, please--

Japan has been hard at work on real fucking issues instead of whatever bullshit the west has been up to to kill itself and everybody else. They also just released a plastic that dissolves in seawater and could solve the ocean plastics crisis in the future (assuming we manage to clean up what's already there)

I think it's important to mention where this kind of work is coming from.

One of us.

straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

azealia banks is currently being haunted by tortured entities and neanderthal spirits in prague

honestly i believe her and now i want to go to prague

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

as much as i don't like kim k, if the process of her getting sole custody of her kids isn't a simple "their father is kanye west" "enough said" she should be allowed to kill kanye in the courtroom

when mary oliver said “you do not have to be good” she didn’t take into account that it is quite literally the thing i want most in the world

Yes, she did. She very much did.

you literally can’t explain to these people that the average american woman is poor. the average american white woman is poor. that most women who live in “middle class” households do so in name only, they cannot afford to leave their job for days or weeks, afford childcare, travel and accommodation to go get an abortion in a different state or country. they are so blinded by their hatred of women that they cannot see reason. they are laughing at women’s suffering :)

US Women: