wadda hell………. ….bulnosaur

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

Uncredited art makes me sad :( The artist's name is David Nott

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

i think this post has had more cultural impact than all 4 rebuild films combined

nah because why do edwardian motor dusters go so hard. the VEIL??

THE GOGGLES

denial is a harrier

Mawile and her Mega

a za/um splinter faction has reportedly opened a chicken restaurant in Albuquerque

*tilting the camera around my wol, who is doing absolutely nothing of note and staring blankly ahead* omggg babyyyyyy you're so perfect I love you sooo muuuuuuch 🥺🥺🥺💞💓💖💝💕

The thing about the northwest passage is that it's too bad that all of those people died I guess but at a certain point hundreds of years of every british man ever compulsively running as fast as humanely possible to die horrifically in the arctic armed with ideas like "don't worry kitten there's no ice up there" over and over and over again no matter how many times it didn't work just because they were all really really keen to die for the stupidest colonial enterprise britain ever conceived of does become incredibly difficult to take seriously

the character

i fear the situation is dire

my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.