butch 🐕

WHAT

god just straight up yoinked adams rib😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thats theft

are you live-blogging the fucking bible 😭😭😭😭😭

this shit is wild i had to

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

job search

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

The second monster logo has to be pink so no one thinks that hes gay

Cosmo and Wanda

Never talk to me or my children ever again.

really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)

EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.

COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

pinterest bitches are so cunty for absolutely ZERO reason😭

WAS THAT LAST BIT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

AND SO ON

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hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

hel,p me

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

Woah mama now we've both been orbed

elvis…………..

Miku.............

I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis