some kind of bug,,,

my third comm tehee :3 this one was rlly fun oogugbff,,

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

no way daily mail posted this expecting people not to find it funny as hell

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