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Dear people who have the abilty to urinate while standing
No one likes to sit in pee. And no the toilet seat covers do not protect one from sitting on pee. Also no one likes to clean up someone else pee. As a person in society if you pee on the toilet seat, clean it up please. Or just lift up the damn seat. Please! Sincerely The people who sit to pee
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Please don’t hesitate
imhellafit-personal
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there
(Don’t give me $599.99)
That’s not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.
If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.
Go. Do it.
bootyisagirlsbestfriend
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
Well i usually only talk to green geckos but ill make this exception
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
letters-from-the-skyy
This makes me laugh so hard every time.
whatthefunniest
This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore
because he’s galloping?
WELL?!? DID YA?!?!
riddleharry
ifuhwordscouldsay
I will never not reblog this.
djscr4tch
Source: bonushumor
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
mulan dont give a shit
jkimisyellow
mulan has run out of fucks to give
kebinu
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
yunomaekfunwitmii
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
l3nvi
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
Source: 2000ish
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
Childhood ❤
Lays down in bed, cuddles up to sleeping babe, shoulder pinches. Arms cramp, knots in chest, armpits, and neck begin to say hello. Screams internally due to frustration. Turns around to make re comfy position, internally screams again and begins to mentally curse out body of that feels like it just got out of rugby practice... I haven't played rugby in like a year and a half why do I feel like my body is twice my age?💀
Reblogged seductive-squealer
my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
mishasassbutt
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
well gosh. look what happens.
please tell your mom good job.
Reblogged poisonandwinesince1995-deactiva
when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme