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i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

The worst part about this is that some people genuinely have this take:

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

Me when I plan out a story and want to tell everyone

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

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Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

Telling my kids this is Chapell Roan.

Dancing at the Pink Epona Club

"I should queue a post for Peter Cottontail. I don't really remember much about it, but I remember it being cute—"

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ➤ S02 • EP01: Murder Most Scandalous

—Though I'm fairly convinced fan feathers wouldn't work for me.

— credit: cap-that.com

Shouldn't you be clapping me in irons? / Too much paperwork. MISS FISHER'S MURDER MYSTERIES (2012–2015) — 1x03 "The Green Mill Murder"

the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide

i am just so baffled by this

i gotta remember this

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

he cared about buffy summers.